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“One guard always lies and the other is always wrong but it comes from an honest place”

Diabolical

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Seriously, I want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation.

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I feel like the people harking on the bruising on Trump’s skin don’t know any old white people. This is a pretty common thing that happens and it’s not actually a life threatening health concern, it’s just unsightly. Trump is an evil stupid racist rapist and he’s destroying the country and terrorizing its citizens both native and foreign born. There’s a lot of stuff to make fun of him over but this feels like making fun of Biden’s stutter. This just happens with old people and we shouldn’t be mocking something that affects many normal people who I guarantee you are already self conscious about it.

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[norman rockwell freedom of speech.jpg] i will say it. i will go to bat for x reader fanfic writers. it doesn’t matter if they’re not for me or mischaracterized and show up in nearly every tag, ive been through the fuckass weheartit days where a single picture of a rose encased in ice was inescapable bc people tagged their shit like it was instagram. i have seen worse. x reader fics are labors of love and meant for people with enough whimsy and imagination to gloss over parts that don’t apply to them and kick their feet in bed at the fantasy of being loved and cared for by the hot hunk in a movie they just saw. there’s a thriving ecosystem of readers and writers out there just like any fanfiction, and i support them. if they can’t live on this website of freaks where else could they even go. this is the soul of the goddamn site & i hope everyone is having fun. get behind me selfshippers. all i ask is that you use the readmore button

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Chakotay: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Kathryn: That sounds like a dare to me. Chakotay: Kathryn, no.

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just a lazy study of the shot from imperfection. loved how mad she looked (and acted) in there

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DAVID CORENSWET as SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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My crazed missing Trump conspiracy theory is that he’s not dead, he just has COVID but they don’t want to admit that because that would be admitting that COVID is still a concern and would make people question if cutting off access to the vaccine from most Americans might be a bad thing actually

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Your posts are meant to be seen and touched by 8-12 targeted odd women

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I swear this doll has been on my wishlist for over a year and last night she finally showed up for sale. I don’t like to buy freshly-released retail dolls but I don’t know if she’s special edition or something and I can’t lose out on getting her.

She’s the only Lagoona I’ve wanted since they turned her pink

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earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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We wouldn’t be in this if Martha Stewart had been allowed to kill James Comey

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gaal dornick just IS the protagonist of all time. she mutilates herself and abandons her faith and family to go to the center of the galactic empire to do math, discovers she’s going to save the galaxy instead and is like okay also cool :) the first action she takes upon leaving her tiny backwater home planet is lying to empire. without flinching. she ruins hari seldon’s mastermind plans without even trying. she repeatedly yeets off across the galaxy in a solo cryo pod for decades at a time KNOWING it will take that long and ends up torturing a man for a hundred years and just says whoops. she discovers she’s psychic and then takes over the training psychics institute in like two weeks. she accidentally crafts a situation where she has a daughter the same age as her and is like…how weird :/she decides she needs to make herself a god and is like can i bring my emotional support old man with me for company there ARE two pods. and then he betrays her. every man she meets including a religious prophet, an emperor, the hottest man you’ve ever seen, and a psychic megalomanic is devastated by her and she is in the corner telling a statue she loves him. everyone thinks she’s on a suicide mission and she’s like actually i’ve wanted to kill this man for one hundred fifty years. she gets proposed to and is like… i don’t even know you. shes like twenty five years old and also three hundred and she never has any time!!