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If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again

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Is it retroactively doomer of me to wonder if we were cooked as soon as Bush won in 2000? That was really our last chance to make the Supreme Court not Republican-stacked. In the long run I’m not sure any number of Dem presidents could’ve done more than tread water against an R-dominated court…

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guys in their briefs

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this was originally reposted by one of those stupid repost accounts but i like the image so much so im stealing it. its mine now. on my blog. without reblogging the repost account

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I'm old enough to remember when the Travel Channel was actually about interesting locations instead of a channel about ghosts.

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

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so Talented…

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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lou reed was just out here trying to white knuckle sobriety and david byrne was really just like damn that’s so fucking impressive….. an incredible amount of ice cream…….

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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday