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60, 72 and 92

60: What’s the best sex you’ve ever had: I think it’s my first time. Two of my neighbors (who were my age) and me were spending the night in my camper and one thing lead to another and the older one and me did it on the couch. If you want the whole story dm me.

72. Have you joined the mile high club: no. Every airplane bathroom I’ve been in has been so tiny so I don’t know how it’s possible.

92. Have you ever had sex outdoors: no but it sounds fun.

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2, 7, 11, 49

2. What's your dick length: 5 and a half inches. So a bit average

7. What's your greatest fantasy: ooh I think it’s tom holland dev Patel Harry shum jr and me in bed for a weekend and all of them using me however they want.

11. What and who turns you on: cute nerdy guys and guys who are funny and are smart

49. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom: With just because it’s safer

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116 Questions

Have you ever slept naked?

What's your bra size, or dick length?

Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?

Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice?

Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked?

Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light?

What's your greatest fantasy?

Would you suck on anyone's toes?

Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex?

Would you have sex there?

What and who turns you on?

What celebrity would you have sex with?

Whose the sexiest male you know?

Whose the sexiest female you know?

How many people would you have sex with at once?

Have you ever put on a strip show?

Have you ever seen a strip show?

Have you ever seen any of your friends naked?

Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher?

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

If you could be a spice what would it be?

Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?

Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked?

Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods?

What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone?

Have you parents ever caught you doing anything?

Have you ever caught them?

Would you ever have sex in the ocean?

Have you ever gotten sand up you?

Have you ever run or walked around your house nude?

What do you wear to bed?

Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed?

Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl?

Have you ever used lubricant?

Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road?

Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?

Have you ever tasted cum or female juice?

How old were you when you got your first real kiss?

Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub?

Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody?

Were you a witness to someone having sex?

Would you ever have phone sex?

Would you ever do anyone in a tree?

Would you ever have sex with your best friend?

Would you have sex withsomeone you don't even know?

Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?

Do you find older women attractive?

Do you find older men attractive?

Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?

Who was the person you kissed that was the best?

What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex?

What color is your pubic hair?

Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair?

Have you ever opened your eyes while making out?

How many people have you slept with?

Have you ever had anal sex?

Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

When was the last time you had a dirty dream?

If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

What’s your favourite position?

Name a sex position you’d like to try

What was your best orgasm ever?

Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?

Are you loud or quiet during sex?

Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?

Have you ever made a sex tape?

What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?

Do you ever read erotic fiction?

What’s your favourite toy?

Have you joined the mile high club?

Would you say you’re kinky?

Do you enjoy shower sex?

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated?

Do you like to be spanked?

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex?

Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?

Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

Do you like to kiss during sex?

Do you get tired after sex?

What’s a surefire way to turn you on?

Do you like dirty talk?

Have you had sex in a car?

Do you like sexting?

What’s the shortest and longest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner?

Have you ever been choked during sex?

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Have you ever worn lingerie?

Have you ever had sex outdoors?

Have you ever watched porn with someone?

Have you ever kissed multiple people in one night?

Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall?

Have you ever tasted yourself?

Have you ever worn a butt plug?

Have you ever used a sex swing?

Have you ever had sex in a classroom or office?

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Have you ever been pinned down?

Have you ever had sex while drunk?

Have you ever had sex while high?

Have you ever orgasmed five times in one day?

Have you ever had morning sex?

Have you ever eaten food off of your lover’s naked body?

Have you ever used hot wax?

Have you ever worn crotchless underwear?

Have you ever had sex on the floor?

Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?

What is your favorite porn category?

Do you like to have sex outdoors?

How long do you like foreplay to last?

Do you prefer being the dominant one or the submissive one?

Do you prefer rough or gentle sex?

Do you make noises during sex?

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Top, Vers, or bottom?

Would say vers but bottoming is more fun

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Hello?

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Ranking of all of the New Albums I listened to in the First Half of 2025:

Oceanside Countryside - Neil Young (*****)

The Human Fear - Franz Ferdinand (*****)

Talkin To The Trees - Neil Young (*****)

Alligator Bites Never Heal - Doechii (*****)

Automatic - The Lumineers (*****)

Mayhem - Lady Gaga (*****)

Black Samson - Wu Tang (****)

Hurry Up Tomorrow - The Weeknd (****)

Never/Know - The Kooks (****)

Rushmere - Mumford and Sons (****)

Critical Thinking - Manic Street Preachers (****)

If That Makes Sense - Spacey Jane (****)

Midas - Wunderhorse (****)

Let All That We Imagine Be the Light - Garbage (****)

Who Believes in Angels? - Elton John & Brandi Carlile (***.5)

The Panic Years - Bradley Simpson (***.5)

Strike Up the Band - Little Fear (***.5)

People Watching - Sam Fender (***.5)

Burnout Days - Flipturn (***.5)

Forever Howlong - Black Country, New Road (***)

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How does Van Morrison still sound as good as he did in the 70s?

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Every time a Spice Girls song comes on my work radio I always think it's a Girls5eva song.

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

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fuckin oath mate the bin chickens got into me esky

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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I'm a 30 year white guy which means it's time for me to read Moby Dick for the first time

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change