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How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

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Send my Muse an intentionally stupid question to get their attention.

Examples:

“Is $100 a good deal to get air in my tires? The mechanic says it’s premium air and he’ll throw in the 4th wheel for free.”

“Okay but how poisonous is poison ivy? It’s fine if you eat it, right? As long as you don’t get it on your skin?”

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send me a song that reminds you of my muse.

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valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

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wait what the fuck

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I also forgot to post this one, oopsiessss

(If you support me in Patreon or with a Ko-Fi membership you have more chances to see the stuff I forget to share (?))

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Send “💓” to listen to my muse’s heartbeat!

Alternatively, send “❣️” for my muse to listen to your muse’s heartbeat!

Note: Can be taken in any context

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What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

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Write a love note from your muse, and my muse will react to receiving that note.

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Send “Braid” for my muse to braid your muse’s hair.

Send “Braid reverse” for your muse to braid my muse’s hair. 

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Bro?? How do you draw so handsome????? WHY IS YOUR PRUSSIA SO FABULOUS??????? If being cute was a crime, he would've gotten the death sentence tho 😳

No Gil, that wasn’t because you were cute. ( Thank youuuu <3 )

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WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

Name: 

Age: 

How well do we know each other?: 

Do you have a pet name for me?: 

Do I have a pet name for you?: 

Are you attracted to me?: 

Why do you want to marry me?: 

Big wedding or Small wedding?: 

Do you see children in our future?: 

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Send  😳 if your muse thinks mine is pretty

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📂

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

He likes to curl up in his sleep

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have