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that guy from that show sure has done a number on me
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“may i have the next dance, miss elizabeth?”
“you may”
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sometimes i think about how my parents recommended that i watch the pitt and their main selling point was "there's no romance" and now i am running a blog where i exclusively write romance for the pitt's characters like sorry nothing could ever be funnier
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the devastation continues
i was just on the phone with my sister while she drove 2.5hrs home from st. louis and i heard her his the rumble strip so i went “lauren, stay on the road omg” as a joke but turns out a semi truck veered over into her lane and hit her wtf????
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i was just on the phone with my sister while she drove 2.5hrs home from st. louis and i heard her his the rumble strip so i went “lauren, stay on the road omg” as a joke but turns out a semi truck veered over into her lane and hit her wtf????
#she’s okay the car is minutely damaged but drivable she thinks#but WHY did i say that in that moment???#𐙚 andi speaks into the void
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so painfully stupidfunny that white people traveled all over the world and were like "this is india" and it almost never was
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"a knight in shining armour"- shining? i want my knight weathered and stained with dried blood and earth, armour battered and scratched so i can trace the indents with my fingers like an etched map of his conquests while he's softly kissing my neck
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You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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seeing all the girls i went to high school with getting married and having babies and like I know this sounds mean but it’s literally like watching a horror movie
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just realized i forgot my earbuds at home God kill me now
#idk how i’m supposed to get through the work day without them#trust that i WILL be driving back and getting them during my lunch break#𐙚 andi speaks into the void
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