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Inspired by this ask:

Also this post because I fucking love it so much.

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@jazzy_joness:  Never a dull moment 😂😂

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“I’m so competitive that, um, in first grade, I totally didn’t like the Spice Girls at all. But there was another kid who was collecting, specifically, Spice Girls stickers. And he thought he was the coolest thing ever. And I was like, ‘you know what? I'mma start collecting Spice Girls stickers, and I'mma have more stickers than this kid.’ But I didn’t win. He really loved the Spice Girls and had more stickers than me, but it was worth a shot.”

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practicing a dif art style ft justin laboy

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what the heck i gotta do to be with you?

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make me proud, son.

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headcanon #1

                                  Philip always wears a thin, silver ring on his left middle finger that his mother gave to him on his fourteenth birthday and he swore he’d wear it until the day he died.

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Pregnancy sentence starters

“Y’know, with all your symptoms, it kind of sounds like you might be pregnant.” “There’s no harm in taking a test, just to know for sure…” “Morning sickness still pretty bad, I’m assuming?” “Do you… think you might be pregnant?” “I know you’ve been feeling pretty shitty, want me to skip work and rub your back?” “You have to take it easy.” “Oh my god, we’re going to be parents!” “Are you pregnant again…?” “Loving another baby with you would be easy.” “Why didn’t you tell me?” “How far along are you?” “If you’re tired you need to sleep, honey.” “What did the test say?” “Do you think it’s a boy or a girl? Or both? Or two of each?” “I’m pretty sure they call it morning sickness because they want to lie to you and say it’ll only last in the morning so you’ll procreate.” “Did you throw up again? I can come home early and cuddle with you.” “I should be recording this for the baby.” “I mean, someone has to hold your hair.” “Oh my god! I just felt it kick!” “Are you SURE it’s a boy/girl or is this just another one of your intuitions?” “Are you excited?” “Yeah, growing a person inside you doesn’t sound fun at all.”

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First Time Interaction Starter Pack

“Excuse me? May i talk to you?” “I’m lost.. Can you help me?” “Oh my god, are you okay?!” “Stop them! They stole my ____!” “Welcome to ____, please enjoy your stay!” “So.. I guess we’re stuck in here, huh?” “Why isn’t the elevator moving?” “Am i really meeting you?!” “Yeah, it’s me.” “That was a pretty hard fall, do you need help?” “Thank you for helping me..” “It’s really dark and i don’t feel comfortable letting you walk home alone. May i help?” “Hey, um, it’s dark, so.. Could you walk me home?” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!” “What the hell was that for?!” “Why are you following me?!” “I’m drowning-!” “I-I don’t like roller coasters too much, could i ride next to you?” “I think someone’s following me!” “I saw you on TV yesterday!” “I have nowhere to go.” “Were they saying things about you?” “Did they do this to you?” “Let me help you.” “Would you like to try one?” “Why should i hire you?” “Stay here, I’ll go look.”

If you’re indecisive, use This Generator to find your answers! There are 27 phrases.

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@peevils wants to be blown away

                                  “Well it seems we’ll be sitting on the train for hours, I figured I should ask about the gorgeous woman sitting beside me. What is your name, ma’am?”

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@suiiciidalbrat wants to be blown away

                                  “Well, I mean no disrespect, but it doesn't seem very ladylike of you to be smoking like that.”

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@gravitysheart wants to be blown away

                                  “Oh, ma’am, please, let me help you with that.”

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@braveryhoe wants to be blown away

                                  “So…uh, father,” Philip sat beside his dad at the dining table, despite supper being in another three hours and his mother hadn’t even began cooking, “do you think they’ve made a cure for men who like men?”

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                                  here’s a starter/plotting call! i dont know when ill be able to get online tonight but it should be                                             very very soon!

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                                  hmmm all these followers and somehow not even one of you has sent in a message or ask                                       that youve read the rules  🤔🤔🤔🤔 fascinating

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                                  here’s a starter/plotting call! i dont know when ill be able to get online tonight but it should be                                             very very soon!