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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.

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gay and transgender life in provincetown, massachusetts. chris korda, 1991.

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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

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PSA by the way if you call someone and they say I’ll just pop you on hold and there’s no hold music? They can hear you. They just muted themselves. This is not the time to talk dirty to your girlfriend

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yessir, i can boogie!

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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🔥 RIDE OR DIE UPDATE! 🔥

When Lucky discovers his missing mother was once a champion street racer, he and flirtatious mechanic Vick repair her car and are launched into the world of street racing to find answers. But what they don’t know is that something demonic is lurking beneath the hood of the car, something fueled by revenge… and gasoline.

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Read update | Tapas | Webtoon

First page | Read ahead on Patreon

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It’s the racism ☺️

since police k9s came up yesterday they've been on my mind a bit and it is extremely transparent how the very same people who get hysterical about pit bulls think attack dogs used by the police are heckin good boys

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since police k9s came up yesterday they've been on my mind a bit and it is extremely transparent how the very same people who get hysterical about pit bulls think attack dogs used by the police are heckin good boys

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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

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Waking up from your decade long enchanted sleep to learn that, not only is sharing your True Name with the fae okay now, but there's actually a rule against using a false name when entering the faerie market.

Your friends admit that this causes some problems— it's way easier to fall victim to a false deal, or get stolen away now— but everyone goes to the fae market to buy their goods so what are you gonna do? Not see your friends? Go out of your way to buy more expensive stuff from the human market? Yeah right.

Also yes they still perform their light-footed fluttering dances under the silvery light of the full moon, but in order to get in you have to first watch the dancers perform two short plays about why you should shop at certain local businesses. Also if you want to talk about the performance afterwards then you need to trade them your True Name, your home address, your date of birth and your personal interests.

You do this so that the fae can this information on a scroll and give it to local business owners.

Another part of the deal they broke is that nobody may talk negatively about those businesses within the market walls. In fact, your friends say, the enchantment is so effective that it's very difficult to talk negatively about anything at all.

“I know it sounds un-good,” your friend admits. “But there are loopholes.”

“In retrospect,” another friend says, “I wish the town had voted un-yes to teaching the fae about money.”

“On the plus side,” the first friend says, “I hear the market is investing in one of those enchanted statues that responds to questions with deliberately ambiguous riddles, so long as you trade it your memories of secondary school.”

“Oh, cool. Is that why they're burning down the library?”

You wonder if it's too late to go back to sleep.

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Goth Phase Whatever your style, rock it!