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Am I the only one who loves Rob’s gray hair on the sides cuz ugh!

Friend, as long as I'm alive you will never be alone. Like yeah, he was adorable back in the day without 'em but the greys make me absolutely fucking feral. If a man doesn't have greys ya gotta put him back in the oven and let him finish cooking.

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox

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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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The Ides of March: How To More Effectively Confront a Sith Lord

ID: A painting by William Holmes Sullivan of the assassination of Julius Caesar, with the conspirators’ swords edited into blue and green lightsabers with one man in the foreground holding a purple lightsaber. Force lightning has been added coming from Caesar’s hand.

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Biztos

Kékfény

Harangszöveg

Hímzett falvédő

Rántott karaj 

“Ez drága!” 

Fehér műanyagablak

Palmatex Extra

Fél nyolcas híradó

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every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:

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Maestro's Fall 'In the unlikely event that jarlaxle is killed, Bregan D'aerthe raises him from the dead within a tenday.'

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tumblr friendships can be the purest form of friendship bc it's like. hey i like you based on your shitty vibe and concerning ventposts and that weird sex thing we're both into. raw dogging friendship

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An explainer for why I don't fuck with algorithmic social media

If you give a pigeon a little button to peck that releases pigeon food, it will push the button when it's hungry.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food every 5 pecks, it will peck it more often.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food at a randomly selected, always shifting number of pecks, the pigeon will peck that fucking button all day long.

Algorithm based social media is not set up to give you the best most fun stuff all the time, it is set up to give you a bunch of stress and nothingness with a randomized reward of something that actually makes you happy, because they want you pecking that button all damn day. It is a slot machine of content, meant to keep you putting in quarters made of your time and attention till you've nothing yet.

At least if I'm having a shit day on my own Tumblr feed it's because I've made a bad choice about who to follow and I can fix it.

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I thought it was unanimous that Silco was bad? Like he used Jinx, made her think Vi was dead, is a fucking spineless rat,

Like

He’s a bad person. Thought we all agreed on that one

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Happy new year... or at least better than the last