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Round 5

Most in Need of a Hug Bracket

Who is Most in Need of a Hug?

Vote and reblog to support your favorite!

Propaganda below the cut

Homura:

She was an orphan who spent most of her early life in the hospital due to a heart condition, growing into an awkward and lonely girl. She was finally allowed to enrolled at school at age 13, where she found it very difficult to socialize due to her isolated upbringing.

It all changed, however, when she was saved from a witch by two magical girls who also turned out to be fellow classmates of hers, Madoka and Mami.

Homura fell in love with Madoka, however, she ended up watching her and Mami tragically die in the hands of a witch. Now, In the Madoka Magica universe, young girls are given the chance to become magical girls by a strange being called Kyubey, in exchanged for a wish, and since Homura had been undecided up until that point on whether or not to be a magical girl, she decided to become one, in exchange for getting a chance to save Madoka.

She was thus, given the power of time manipulation, returning to the past to save Madoka. However, despite her many attempts to do so, Madoka and her friends always ended up meeting a tragic fate, and Homura has been stuck for years in a loophole trying to save her friends from dying…or becoming witches themselves…for you see…that is the catch of the magical contract. Every Magical Girl Will One Day Become A Witch, as they have basically sold their own souls.

Madoka eventually puts an end to this cycle, by wishing to erase all witches before they are born, taking the souls of the girls into a sort of heaven. But the weight of her wish ended up making her a goddess, relegating her to be nothing more than a concept, the concept of The Law Of Cycles, erased from the minds of the mortal realm.

Homura was allowed by Madoka to retain her memories of their time with together, and resigned herself to keep her only in memories until her own death…

That was until the Kyubey kidnapped her in order to lure The Law Of Cycles and control her. Turning Homura into a witch in the process. A creature who only feels despair. Most witches, in their bitterness, want to destroy others, but Homura in witch form still wanted nothing more than to end herself, a punishment for her failure to save Madoka.

Eventually, through a series of events, Homura’s love turns her into the devil instead, pulling Madoka from the heavens, erasing her memory, and creating a reality of her own…all just to make Madoka happy. Without ever expecting her to find out.

Frodo:

So even before the journey to destroy the Ring, Frodo loses his parents in a boating accident, goes from Buckland to Hobbiton/Bag End in a short amount of time, and is considered odd and a bit of an outcast by his fellow hobbits. Then we get into the actual journey, where he loses/gets separated from everyone except Sam, has to deal with both physical and mental attacks- physical from those who want the Ring for themselves, and mental from the Ring eating away at his sense of self the whole way- and finally succumbs to the Ring at the end after a long, hard fight. Ultimately, the only way for the day to be saved is by complete accident- Gollum STRAIGHT UP BITING FRODO'S FINGER OFF TO GET THE RING BACK, and falling in the lava afterwards. And while Frodo does survive (much to his surprise) he's too hurt and traumatized to go back to the way things were before, becoming even more of an outcast in his own home, and the only way to heal is for him to leave Middle Earth, never to return. How can you not feel bad for him?

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Happy birthday to Ford and Stan!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PINES TWINS! ALSO TO THE AIRING OF GRAAAVITY FALLSSSSSS!

YESSSSSS!

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sinking town lotr ver

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As if bilbo ever had a fucking job

modern au tbh

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He's so sooo pretty

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The knight Sam and the princess Frodo🤠

1? 2? Or both？

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Ngl, I had so much fun drawing this today :'D I was stuck in town, but I brought my sketchbook with me and spent all day drawing this stream of consciousness style. It felt good to draw all willy nilly, and let things look Bad for once. Where the goal isn't to make everything look perfect. And this is so so so dumb, I was grinning like an idiot half the time. Twas a long, manic, coffee fueled drawing session.

Normally I don't pay tumblr polls much mind, but there's something so hilarious about this. I like to imagine these guys are all together. Everyone's a nervous, sweaty wreck. It's a horrible, fucked up mpreg contest and NO ONE wants to be there.

Remember guys. Don't forget to vote. It would be a shame if someone voted for Ford, and made his life harder... a real shame...

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hey guys long time no post

anyway here’s this

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Inspired by this post

Instead of my brain there is samfro

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Happy great lakes day!

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

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I love Bilbo. I bet he taught them to play chess and pick locks

Best uncle 🌟🌟

(the age here are probably not canon but hey, i'm free 🫡)

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Snow White can kill, but she chooses not to.

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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I KNOW!!!

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

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He's just a Widdle Guy™️

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Hobbits at a pride parade maybe…

Hope you don’t mind me adding my hc’s for their flags! Here u go :)