probsnothawkeye
probsnothawkeye
Fill your life with laughter and bees
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Tired/Writer/@thefringespod and @forgedbondspod creator/Musical enthusiast/Podcast lover/Probably not an archer (Pine, they/them, 25)
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probsnothawkeye · 4 hours ago
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complaining about something with friends is soo good
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Harvesting my wheat
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probsnothawkeye · 4 hours ago
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there are a nonzero number of “undocumented” people in the USA that were born on US soil to US-citizen parents but have NO birth certificate and NO social security numbers etc and face lifelong issues reintegrating into society because of this. they are usually from rural fundamentalist religious families and there are more of them out there than you think.
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probsnothawkeye · 4 hours ago
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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing
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Fran Lebowitz on writing
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Curating a list
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that’s a good one
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probsnothawkeye · 2 days ago
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the world needs more dorks!! dweebs!! doofuses!! BE the goober you want to see in the world!!
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probsnothawkeye · 2 days ago
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And now to interrupt our intermission for everyone! Chapter 2 of our Arachne and Athena mini series is now live wherever you get your podcasts
This episode features Landon 'Lemon' Whisnant, @justjenah, and @louis-dc
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YOUR SOULMATE is a TRANSGENDER PERVERT on TUMBLR.COM
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probsnothawkeye · 4 days ago
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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probsnothawkeye · 4 days ago
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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