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Confidence issues

When you really want to ask someone out but you just can't physically make yourself do it cause your just afraid and by the time you want to ask they unknowingly make a statement that totally shuts you down before you ever ask

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Germs are a parasitic life form. Exterminate EXTERMINATE!!

I walked into this public washroom and immediately thought this was a Dalek

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AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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me when I talk fandoms to my friends

throwin a fit

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corgis are a gift to the world

HE WIGGLES HIS LITTLE GOGGLES OFF 😍

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Happy Valentine’s Day! 

Your date is here to pick you up.

Photos via CatsInBusinessAttire on Reddit

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when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

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“ Durante todo o dia, fico sempre pensando em você. Esses meus impacientes sentimentos, simplesmente transbordam. “

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Laxatives are odd in that when they expire, they WON’T give you diarrhea.

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