procrastinationpowers
procrastinationpowers
paint me in trust
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we spent what was left of our serotonin to chew on our cheeks and stare at the moon
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procrastinationpowers · 8 months ago
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Yay youre back on tumblr! How have you been?
Hahaha I never saw this but I am on Tumblr intermittently (aka when I watch Lord of the rings. Or tbh when Dan and Phil do something really gay. Just can't shake that part of my heart it's been 10 years). I miss a lot of the friends I made from this app and hope everybody knows I still think about them and wish them well!
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procrastinationpowers · 11 months ago
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“I think a servant of the enemy would look fairer and feel fouler”
Friendly reminder that Frodo called Aragorn ugly ☝🏻
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procrastinationpowers · 1 year ago
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procrastinationpowers · 1 year ago
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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
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procrastinationpowers · 2 years ago
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at least stewy is gay. its like i always say. at least stwey is gay. at the end of the day. stewy is gay. dont cry ok? stewy is gay. at the end of the day. stewy is gay. whn all else fails. stewy is gay. we'll always have. stewy is gay
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procrastinationpowers · 2 years ago
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Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”
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procrastinationpowers · 2 years ago
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happy 20th anniversary to this scene and this scene only
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procrastinationpowers · 2 years ago
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top ten saddest men?
obsessed with this ask. never wanna be asked about anything else ever again
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procrastinationpowers · 2 years ago
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i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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I use too many devices to keep track of all the panels I’ve saved of “Peter flirting with men or otherwise indicating he’d be dtf”, so fuck it, I’m going to stick them all on this post as I rediscover them.
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:
Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)
Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”
Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”
Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”
John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!” 
Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.” 
Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.” 
Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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stretch
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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LUPE GARCIA A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022-)
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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on the currency they should replace the queen with james from derry girls
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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Holy shit the onion is going all in
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now
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procrastinationpowers · 3 years ago
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Well now what do we meme about?
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