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Lets just move past this incident…

hello I have this silly story but Everything I told someone they where speechless those people included sans and papyrus and a few more so I was wondering have I sinned in this story

So 2 years ago I had this friend named George, and he liked to climb trees in the woods. One time we climbed this tree, and it was like 15 feet in the air. And I didn't know why I did it, but I pushed him off. And when he hit the ground, he broke his legs and was screaming in pain and agony. And that made me happy. Like I got some sense of joy from watching him rile in pain on the ground. He said, pineapple , help me, help me. So I drug him back to my trailer, and I locked him in a cage.

I kept him in the cage for about three months and fed him only Teddy Grahams. His legs healed, but in the wrong direction. So when I gave him his two minutes of outside time on his leash per week, he could only walk backwards. Whenever George did something that I didn't like, like I wouldn't give him any Teddy Grahams for like a whole day. But when he would cry saying he was hungry and shit, that would really piss me off One day the cops knocked on my door right and came looking for George and I told him if you make any noise when I open this door you're not getting any Teddy Grahams for a week. But when I opened the door George started screaming and that made the cop run in my trailer yelling what the fuck is going on here. So I grabbed his taser and shot him with it and put him in the cage with George and I made them fight each other and the officer easily won because George was so malnourished and weak from only having Teddy Grahams for two months and having broken legs. I told the officer he had to eat George because that's his only source of food. He complained and begged at first, but eventually he did eat George. A month later, the officer begged, saying, Please let me go. I promise I won't tell anybody about any of this. I just want to see my family. But I said, Nah. I'm in too deep so I ended up pouring gasoline all over the place and lighting it on fire I walked away and the fire department showed up and I told them that I was just trying to make pizza rolls in the oven and Forgot that I left the pizza rolls in the oven silly me And I never got caught

So what do you think

@the-pineapple-offical

... @the-police-offical @cia-offical @fbi-offical @professional-help-offical

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Ah.

Didn’t know that was a thing that could happen…

Well would you like some mac and cheese for your troubles?

hello I have this silly story but Everything I told someone they where speechless those people included sans and papyrus and a few more so I was wondering have I sinned in this story

So 2 years ago I had this friend named George, and he liked to climb trees in the woods. One time we climbed this tree, and it was like 15 feet in the air. And I didn't know why I did it, but I pushed him off. And when he hit the ground, he broke his legs and was screaming in pain and agony. And that made me happy. Like I got some sense of joy from watching him rile in pain on the ground. He said, pineapple , help me, help me. So I drug him back to my trailer, and I locked him in a cage.

I kept him in the cage for about three months and fed him only Teddy Grahams. His legs healed, but in the wrong direction. So when I gave him his two minutes of outside time on his leash per week, he could only walk backwards. Whenever George did something that I didn't like, like I wouldn't give him any Teddy Grahams for like a whole day. But when he would cry saying he was hungry and shit, that would really piss me off One day the cops knocked on my door right and came looking for George and I told him if you make any noise when I open this door you're not getting any Teddy Grahams for a week. But when I opened the door George started screaming and that made the cop run in my trailer yelling what the fuck is going on here. So I grabbed his taser and shot him with it and put him in the cage with George and I made them fight each other and the officer easily won because George was so malnourished and weak from only having Teddy Grahams for two months and having broken legs. I told the officer he had to eat George because that's his only source of food. He complained and begged at first, but eventually he did eat George. A month later, the officer begged, saying, Please let me go. I promise I won't tell anybody about any of this. I just want to see my family. But I said, Nah. I'm in too deep so I ended up pouring gasoline all over the place and lighting it on fire I walked away and the fire department showed up and I told them that I was just trying to make pizza rolls in the oven and Forgot that I left the pizza rolls in the oven silly me And I never got caught

So what do you think

@the-pineapple-offical

... @the-police-offical @cia-offical @fbi-offical @professional-help-offical

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hello I have this silly story but Everything I told someone they where speechless those people included sans and papyrus and a few more so I was wondering have I sinned in this story

So 2 years ago I had this friend named George, and he liked to climb trees in the woods. One time we climbed this tree, and it was like 15 feet in the air. And I didn't know why I did it, but I pushed him off. And when he hit the ground, he broke his legs and was screaming in pain and agony. And that made me happy. Like I got some sense of joy from watching him rile in pain on the ground. He said, pineapple , help me, help me. So I drug him back to my trailer, and I locked him in a cage.

I kept him in the cage for about three months and fed him only Teddy Grahams. His legs healed, but in the wrong direction. So when I gave him his two minutes of outside time on his leash per week, he could only walk backwards. Whenever George did something that I didn't like, like I wouldn't give him any Teddy Grahams for like a whole day. But when he would cry saying he was hungry and shit, that would really piss me off One day the cops knocked on my door right and came looking for George and I told him if you make any noise when I open this door you're not getting any Teddy Grahams for a week. But when I opened the door George started screaming and that made the cop run in my trailer yelling what the fuck is going on here. So I grabbed his taser and shot him with it and put him in the cage with George and I made them fight each other and the officer easily won because George was so malnourished and weak from only having Teddy Grahams for two months and having broken legs. I told the officer he had to eat George because that's his only source of food. He complained and begged at first, but eventually he did eat George. A month later, the officer begged, saying, Please let me go. I promise I won't tell anybody about any of this. I just want to see my family. But I said, Nah. I'm in too deep so I ended up pouring gasoline all over the place and lighting it on fire I walked away and the fire department showed up and I told them that I was just trying to make pizza rolls in the oven and Forgot that I left the pizza rolls in the oven silly me And I never got caught

So what do you think

@the-pineapple-offical

... @the-police-offical @cia-offical @fbi-offical @professional-help-offical

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Hun, can you just step here with me? *Opens strait-jacket lovingly*

hello I have this silly story but Everything I told someone they where speechless those people included sans and papyrus and a few more so I was wondering have I sinned in this story

So 2 years ago I had this friend named George, and he liked to climb trees in the woods. One time we climbed this tree, and it was like 15 feet in the air. And I didn't know why I did it, but I pushed him off. And when he hit the ground, he broke his legs and was screaming in pain and agony. And that made me happy. Like I got some sense of joy from watching him rile in pain on the ground. He said, pineapple , help me, help me. So I drug him back to my trailer, and I locked him in a cage.

I kept him in the cage for about three months and fed him only Teddy Grahams. His legs healed, but in the wrong direction. So when I gave him his two minutes of outside time on his leash per week, he could only walk backwards. Whenever George did something that I didn't like, like I wouldn't give him any Teddy Grahams for like a whole day. But when he would cry saying he was hungry and shit, that would really piss me off One day the cops knocked on my door right and came looking for George and I told him if you make any noise when I open this door you're not getting any Teddy Grahams for a week. But when I opened the door George started screaming and that made the cop run in my trailer yelling what the fuck is going on here. So I grabbed his taser and shot him with it and put him in the cage with George and I made them fight each other and the officer easily won because George was so malnourished and weak from only having Teddy Grahams for two months and having broken legs. I told the officer he had to eat George because that's his only source of food. He complained and begged at first, but eventually he did eat George. A month later, the officer begged, saying, Please let me go. I promise I won't tell anybody about any of this. I just want to see my family. But I said, Nah. I'm in too deep so I ended up pouring gasoline all over the place and lighting it on fire I walked away and the fire department showed up and I told them that I was just trying to make pizza rolls in the oven and Forgot that I left the pizza rolls in the oven silly me And I never got caught

So what do you think

@the-pineapple-offical

... @the-police-offical @cia-offical @fbi-offical @professional-help-offical

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@sleeping-offical

Idk who to tag 😭

3k notes on this post and @satan-offical has to go bald.

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official

Tag whoever you want.

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I got bored and put this together. I have low expectations for this, but knowing how the Officalverse is, I have a feeling things will reach the designated note goals once the others find this. (<- Which is why the note goals are relatively high.)

Notes Game

Completed Note

In Progress Note

Failed Note

I will not be repeating any of these. Reaching the designated note goal is the only time I will do it. Unless it's something that continues (such as drinking more water). That being said... I refuse to tag anyone. I will let those who find this do their thing.

25 notes = I explain the meaning behind Vino's name (grape-offical's canon name).

50 notes = I'll drink water more regularly.

100 notes = I'll leave the house more.

300 notes = I learn how to communicate my feelings properly

500 notes = I finish/continue working on the fanfic I'm writing.

750 notes = I clean my room.

1000 notes = I actually start using my crochet tools more often.

1500 notes = I post random art that I've done.

2000 notes = I learn how to properly draw hands.

2222 notes = I ask my parents if it's alright for me to get a jellyfish haircut.

3000 notes = I do an oil painting of grapes. Not post it, just do the artwork.

5000 notes = I post a picture of the grapes oil painting.

6666 notes = I... I dunno I'll do an oil painting of the Elmo in Hell meme.

7000 notes = I post a picture of the Elmo in Hell meme oil painting

10,000 notes = I come out to my parents.

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Mosquitos are the cause of mental illness

Was compelled to make this during a conversation about commonly disliked bugs

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@tiresias-offical

Please send the mob.

Notes Game

Because idk I need motivation so here I go I guess

Key:

reached but not started

in progress

complete

1 note: hiiii 💕

5 notes: I'll drink a cup of water

10 notes: I'll eat a proper lunch at a normal lunch time

20 notes: I'll keep my water bottle with me all day so I don't forget to drink

30 notes: as above but I'll also go refill it as soon as it gets empty

40 notes: I'll finish my summer holiday homework

50 notes: I'll cut my nails

75 notes: I'll eat lunch everyday for a week

100 notes: I'll read a chapter of my book

125 notes: I'll read a chapter of my book everyday for a week

150 notes: I'll stop laying in bed doing nothing when I wake up - instead I'll get up and be ✨productive✨ even if it's early

200 notes: I'll turn my light off before 11pm every day for a week

300 notes: I'll shower everyday for a week

400 notes: I'll do something out the house every day for a week

500 notes: I'll change the sheets on my bed

750 notes: I'll sort out my wardrobe

1000 notes: I'll sort out my desk

5000 notes: I'll get some more masculine clothes

10000 notes: I'll come out to someone irl

No spamming in the comments please, but feel free to leave as many random questions/observations/fun facts as you want!

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Handy dandy list of tone tags - Tone tags are used to indicate tone through message, mostly used by/for neurodiverse people who struggle to tell the intentions behind text. /Info

Yes, I am and will be annoying. That is my purpose. /Hj /lh

/a —> affectionate

/c —> copypasta

/f —> fake

/gen —> genuine

/genq —> genuine question

/h —> hyperbole

/hj —> half joking

/ij —> inside joke

/info —> information

/j —> joking

/l & /lyr —> lyrics

/lh —> lighthearted

/li —> literal

/lu —> little upset

/m —> metaphorical

/nav —> not a vent

/nbh —> nobody here

/neg —> negative

/neu —> neutral

/nf —> not forcing

/nfta —> not forced to answer

/nm —> not mad

/npa —> not passive aggressive

/nsrs —> not serious

/nx —> not sexual / no sexual intent

/p —> platonic

/pa —> passive aggressive

/pos —> positive

/s —> sarcastic

/srs —> serious

/silly —> silly

/t —> teasing

/q —> quote

/r —> romantic

/ref —> reference

/rh & /rt —> rhetorical

/x —> sexual / sexual intent

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NOTES GAME : NON-BINARY EDITION

(I prefer they/them but I'm fine with she/her right now. They/them give me gender euphoria while she/her is just my normal...)

RED IS DONE !!!

15 Notes : I read the "reading keys" my doctor send me. (I'm not scared, I just don't have the motivation to do it.)

20 Notes : DO MY OWN RESEARCH BECAUSE I AM AN BIG GIRL AND I SHOULD NOT BE SCARED OF THIS TYPE OF SHIT !!!

30 Notes : I go by a binder with my sister and my best friend.

45 Notes : I look for more neutral words and ask my parents/sister to use them with me. (GENDER EUPHORIA !!!!)

50 Notes: I look for gender neutral pronouns in Portuguese.

55 Notes : I go to look to gender neutral clothes (because my cloths right now are mostly feminine, and while I love them - they don't give me gender euphoria.)

60 Notes : I come out to my friends.

100 Notes : I come out to my mom side of the family that is more liberal.

120 Notes : I got an new haircut that is androgynous.

150 Notes : I come out to my dad side of the family (they are Catholic - but not hard core, so it should be fine. I'm just fucking stressed.)

200 Notes : I put my pronouns in my socials medias (Insta and Tumblr)

250 Notes : I tell my school... (they would be alright with it, I'm just stressed.)

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am therapy

@ari-the-chaos-god @elvis-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical @hekate-offical

am spotify

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💜🖤⭐️notes game⭐️🖤💜

I need the engagement pls help

5 notes- I drink some water ✅

10 notes- I’ll eat a snack ✅

15 notes- I will make my bed

25 notes- I will take a shower

50 notes- I will sketch a new O.C.

100 notes- I will sketch/do the outline on a new drawing

150 notes- I will clean up my closet

200 notes- I will sketch, outline, and color a murder drones character of the comments’ choice

250 notes- I will share my princess peach cosplay dress

300 notes- I will show my mad hatter hat I made

500 notes- I will show my mad hatter jacket

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What is your neurodivergent topic of interest?

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See the problem with therapy is you actually have to get put of bed to get help.

Very inconvenient.

I’ll come speeding at you with my melty couch of tears and unanswered questions.

Please leave a 5-star review on yelp. I’m begging you.

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Was tempted to share my ocs but they kinda suck and aren't turning out how I imagined so:

An unrealistic notes challenge so I can justify to myself never posting them! So here we go!

1000 notes: I'll post my drawings of the three main ocs and like general info like names and stuff.

2000 notes: I'll post their lore.

3000 notes: You get some other characters and side characters.

4000 notes: I'll post an actual storyline with them. Like short comics or short stories. Probably a combo of both or something.

5000 notes: I'll post drawings of a different set of ocs I have. (Glad this will never happen because I can't draw them for the life of me)

6000 notes: Lore for that set

7000 notes: More characters from that group.

8000 notes: They also get a plot line

And if this reaches 15,000 notes I'll start looking around to see if I can find someone to help me turn the second set of ocs into a game like I originally imagined them as. (Will never happen because i have a very specific idea for it in mind and I don't forsee anyone wanting to do it. And it would be too complicated for me to just bs through. I'd probably forget the idea by the time I learned enough game development skills.)

No notes limits. Go wild. (Actually don't)

Cool. Now I can finally give myself an excuse to never post them. Let my 20 note average come in clutch.

(I swear if this post is the one of mine that gets famous I might lose my mind. Let this post die like the others, I'm begging.)

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Notes game?

1: drink a cup of water (repeatable every 20)

10: eat a snack because i always forget to eat

30: draw and post art of an oc I haven’t drawn

55: work on the dnd campaign I’m making for my cousins

78: stop biting my nails so they stop hurting

89: make my art fight ref for Crash

104: wear my pronoun pin around my extended family for as long as I’m seeing them

162: draw the oc of a random person who comments “oc” (the person's already selected)

199: get a clear answer of whether or not my mother is driving me to armageddon

283: specifically ask my parents to use my nouns

74952850003: ask my mother for a binder

red: not reached

white: reached, in progress

green: complete

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OK officals (and honorary members)! Time for a picrew :D

Use this picrew to make what you think your offical looks like, and then tag as many people as you want! :D

heres mine:

This is what I think Spotify looks like ^^ (The Aro flag matches which is cool since I'm Aro :D)

tags:

@artemisofficalsdouble @arson-offical + anyone else