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losing Draper’s biceps week 1 because I apparently can’t have shit

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And Taylor’s way of celebrating her engagement better be coming to watch Iga at the US OPEN!! I’m dead serious, Blondie, take this rock out on a walk to Flushing Meadows.

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Who will have Carlitos recreate the Cynthia Erivo gif?! I’m (somewhat like Victor Barber, if you think about) too busy to hop on a plane to New York so someone else has to step up!!

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Victor Barber is like a recurring character on a sitcom to me, comes back twice a season and leaves me in stitches. We’re currently living “New York is too far for Victor so I will let my fuckass brother cut my hair and we will learn once and for all how NOT THAT BAD Victor Barber really is” storyline.

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butterflies in my stomach and ovaries, to paraphrase our great poet Cardi B - move over, post-race Max, daddy Max is the sexiest yet

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I really don’t even go there but Jack Draper’s arms have me gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, happy USO to me

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The most interesting thing about the new episode of TSITP is its being directed by a Cassavetes/Rowlands nepo baby!!

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THE PITT EMMY CAMPAIGN STARTS NOW!! (It should have gotten more acting noms but I’m still deliriously happy for Katherine, Shawn and Noah.) Hatosy, start tweeting NOW, we’ll get you this fucking Emmy.

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The way Iga and Jannik’s dance was both more and less awkward than I had anticipated, their charm somehow sells those moves

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they better let Helmut Marko loose in that Spa paddock, I’m 100% serious, LET GRANDPA SPEAK, we rely on his inability to shut the fuck up

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The DTS team is creaming their pants and crying simultaneously. On the one hand, the drama is great for business. On the other - they’re losing a generational shit-talking talent.

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Brad Pitt looks like an absolute idiot in F1 The Movie because his racing helmet squishes his face filler. My main takeaway from the movie. Other than the fact we should shoot whoever came up with the „clumsy female mechanic” character in the face.

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My local cinema has started playing Conclave again (real time marketing) and I’m nothing if not a matron of the arts so I went to see it for the second time.

That second watch revived my affection towards Ralph Fiennes and turned it into a full-blown obsession. I’m currently 10 movies deep into rewatching his filmography. I’m having a wonderful fucking time.

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I’ve been watching Max ever since the days of his anxious laughter and teenage acne. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN „HE’S A FATHER NOW”?!

Welcome to the world, baby Lily, so young and already causing adult women breakdowns (just like your dad!)

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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Shawn Hatosy as Dr. Jack Abbot The Pitt, 9:00 P.M

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I think they’ll give Langdon something of a Mark Greene storyline - a wife that grows resentful of putting her career on the back burner and staying at home with the kids (maybe she helped get him through med school? they must have gotten married pretty young) and the addiction is just the last straw.

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I’m watching The Pitt edits like it’s goddamn Cocomelon. Whatever keeps me off the edge, I guess.