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Umbella ☂️

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Your spells are technically more effective while you are naked than while you are wearing armor.

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You may think the person doesn’t notice or care because they’ll likely not be vocal nor pushy about it, but I promise it’ll mean the world to them. It does to me! ^Y^

If you're in LGBT friendly spaces and someone introduces themselves and cautiously says they're fine with any pronouns, it is your duty to notice which pronouns the people around you tend to default to for them and ensure that you refer to them with any and every pronoun under the sun except for that one. You must.

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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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working 🦐

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wip

stop asking my very strong horse to take drug tests

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My psycho religious zealot girlfriend

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Buneary Comic