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imo there's two ways an author could approach the matter of periods in vampire books:

the vampire hates it, because it isn't pure blood, but it also has mucus, destroyed endometrial tissue, the unfertilized egg and etc. It makes the blood impure - that's why they usually go for the neck, its a less adulterated version.

it's the purest, most delicious nectar they could put their mouths on. bc while it still has a lot of other stuff, it also has stem cells that can turn into another body cells.

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just saw this, so if you wanna write something, here's a reference

hear me out!!

stiles x isaac fic slow burn childhood friends to enemies to lovers

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hear me out!!

stiles x isaac fic slow burn childhood friends to enemies to lovers

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I hate to say this, and like, rain on everyone’s parade, but after scrolling past three posts about it on a writing tag …

If you are looking up synonyms to exchange words out in your story with the purpose of sounding smarter, more sophisticated, or complicated to your reader, you are probably abusing the thesaurus.

Now, if you *want* to do this, I mean, you can write whatever or however you want! But I just want you to know that this is frowned upon if you are trying to write at a professional level.

I have an old article on this somewhere …

If you want to look at the original article…

https://www.septembercfawkes.com/2018/08/how-to-use-thesaurus-properly.html

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trift shop promptfiction #1

kinda started to write this but forgot in my drafts, and I have no idea where I was going. Feel free to use and make something out of it.

Kakashi blinks awake with a terrible feeling. He's somehow standing, and while he doesn't awaken fully, he wonders if this is some sort of prank.

No, it can't be Naruto, knowing how he's fucking dead, the idiot.

The rokudaime still doesn't know why he let Naruto sacrifice himself for something so… trivial. The knucklehead always was a self-sacrificing bastard, but to the point of taking a hit that had him — Sharingan no Kakashi (without the sharingan), the friend killer — as a target, that was too much. Now, he needs to deal with being hokage again while he analyzes a new indication to the title.

Kakashi feels his hands shaking slightly, so he forces them in first. Oh well, he would if he could. His fingers are so rigid that he can't move them. Why?

Blinking rapidly, the hokage tries to look at his hands, but even if he still can feel them shaking, he can't move his head, or his arms.

The fuck?

He also notices something when he tries to sigh: his lungs are unmoving. How?

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red riding hood!stiles living in gotham and having the misfortune of turning into a vigilant without his consent. It's just that he has that problem we're he can't for the love of God, let an old lady be assaulted in front of him.

red riding hood!stiles getting named after that old folk tale about a girl being eaten alive, just because he has some werewolf friends and wears a red hood, but the nickname red hood is already taken.

red riding hood!stiles being hunted by jason todd just because the actual red hood wants to know who the fuck is trying to cosplay him and sour his reputation (being all friendly and talkative).

red riding hood!stiles accepting his fate and saying "just call me 'red'" to everyone who gets to thank him because he's already in too deep and annoying that sour vigilant is really funny.

red riding hood!stiles getting a visit from Batman because even if jason doesn't talk to him about the vigilant copying him, he talks with his brothers and sisters, and of course batman knows everything.

red riding hood!stiles getting annoyed with his hero because batman is putting his nose where he shouldn't be, and Red Hood always gets more closed off when batman is around.

Bonus: jason todd falls in love with the cute twink that opened a craft store in gotham, but he would never think that Stiles stilinski was the "copycat" bc stiles has the tendency of being clumsy and the copycat is too skilled to even try to be like the guy. Also stiles likes to mess with him.

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batman talking with Derek after stiles simply vanished when he heard people got sightings of joker.

Derek: fuck. He's gonna die, I'm sorry for your loss

bruce: my loss?! shouldn't you be sad?

Derek: I'm talking about the clown

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shikamaru is the perfect anbu ninja. His jutsu is shadows. He is madly intelligent, and he is lazy enough to want to finish everything fast so he can just lay around and sleep.

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Peter and Stiles' relationship is interesting because of this. Look at his expression, notice how his eyes are pratically begging for Stiles to say yes.

I don't think that's an "I'm into you" expression. It's more like he is searching for packmates, but now he's not 100% mad, and he likes Stiles, so he asks and hopes that Stiles can also want to be his beta. Be a part of his pack. And he knows that Stiles won't accept it, not because he doesn't want to be a wolf, but because Peter hurt his friends, and that's not negotiable for someone as loyal as Stiles.

that's the sadness of his expression, and that's why he affirms that Stiles is lying. Bc Stiles is! And both of them know!

The angst! The suffering! Love it, mwah 🤌

Season 1, Episode 12 "Code Breaker" TEEN WOLF (2011–2017)

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Peter knew even before stiles himself that the boy liked men. He watched the boy discover himself, date some young things, and go on dates with men his own age sometimes. But, one thing is knowing he likes men, watching him in a leaked video fucking someone else, is another one entirely.

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stiles is tired. He's tired of being a fragile human, absolutely exhausted of being the only one to have bruises days, weeks later. Peter, though, seems to notice it too easily for his comfort, always saying "you should be a wolf, stiles." With that soft voice, almost purring on his ear "you would be so good as a wolf stiles", and it almost eats him alive some days. But he can't, he won't.

Stiles knows himself, better than most could hope. He knows that if, for some reason, someone turns him, he will need to leave Beacon Hills, leave his dad.

Stiles will never accept be turned into a wolf, not because some bullshit about species, no. Stiles won't accept it because it would go to his head so easily. It's already difficult controlling some tendencies just being a fragile human, he can't risk being anything else.

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stiles, walking gotham streets with Scott.

Stiles: isn't it cute that bruce wayne launders money to be batman?

Scott [sighing]: stiles. Bruce wayne isn't batman.

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His throat is sore, gulping furiously as it catches again and again. But Stiles doesn't cry—his eyes are shining with tears from his laughter. He is laughing so hard, so loudly that it echoes through the city. Gotham isn't a silent city like Beacon Hills. No, Gotham has so much noise pollution that it makes your head hurt constantly. Sirens blaring, shouts startling, yells resonating. Everything happening at the same time, but the only thing he can hear is his own violent laugh.

At first, his laughter is drowned out by those sounds, but as the minutes stretch and he simply can't stop, the other noises become muddled—or maybe they just stop entirely. He doesn't know. His laughter is too loud in his own ears for him to hear anything else.

It's like that—head thrown back, eyes spilling, laughing like a madman—that he sees Batman lurking on the building above him. Stiles has his bat in one hand (and isn't that really funny? He laughs harder). He is soaking wet, but not from water or rain. No. His side is dripping so much blood that he doesn't know how he is still on his feet.

More interesting is the scene in front of him. The man—no, the monster—who kidnapped his father is lying there, head smashed through. Hands, feet, knees, and every single joint are also crushed. His bat is in tatters, but Stiles isn't even sad about that.

What really makes it funny? That doesn't stop the hurt. That doesn't bring his father back. Killing the man doesn't even make Gotham a tiny bit better because the city is so fucking ruined that one more or one less doesn't make any difference.

"You know," he starts, his voice catching a little as he giggles and sniffles, "when I went out to hunt this rat, I thought you'd be more occupied with that laughing maniac. I see I may have brought some attention to myself."

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Stiles Stilinski & Batman needs to be a tag on ao3

stiles: tell me, old man, how come you just adopt kids that look like you?

bruce *squinting at him*: what are you talking about?

stiles *pointing to bruce*: evidence A: tall, black hair, blue eyes.

stiles *pointing to dick*: tall, black hair, blue eyes.

stiles *pointing to jason*: tall, black hair, blue eyes. Also, Tim. Steph is blonde, but as you have a certain type of hyper focus, I'm almost dyeing her hair black.

Bruce: What about Harper and Duke, then?

Stiles: you didn't find any more copies of yourself, that's why you made damian

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*stiles living with the batfam but it's just him bruce and alfred bc everyone else were out at the time*

bruce: come here, I'll teach you how to defend yourself.

stiles: as if I don't know and even if I didn't I'd ask alfred he's 100% more scary.

bruce: 🤨🤨🤨

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bruce: I'll be out tonight. I have an even-

stiles: don't. You don't know how to lie. Just don't tell me anything.

bruce: 🤨🤨🤨

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*after someone tries to kill alfred*

stiles: I'll kill him

Bruce: this house has one rule-

stiles: yes. Don't touch alfred.

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*stiles after everyone is back to see how alfred is*: I see your kids returned, now they can take care of your dumb ass.

bruce: 🤨🤨 you're my kid

Stiles: I prefer death.

(Stiles pretends he doesn't care for bruce bc he thinks the no killing rule is stupid and bc he likes to be a little shit.)

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bruce wayne being batman is the most majestic thing stiles could ever discover, but he's not surprised. a rich masked dude running around in gotham and spending that much money in a lost cause? has to be the local nepo baby.

what really surprises stiles is the resemblance that same dude has with scott. that no-killing rule? has to be some scott bullshit and stiles can't. he tried one time, he tried to follow another person's rules and it fucked him up enough.

if just this autistic man with hiperfocus in bats would stop trying to adopt him! he's a full-grown man already!

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I see we have a lack of fics with stiles and the batfam, and I'm sad bc he's canonically one of them