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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

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spamton the fumbler but for some reason tenna is into that

the original "deal" was: tenna distracts passersby long enough for spamton to scam or steal from them, and in return tenna gets repairs from spamton (with the bonus of spamton acting as tenna's eyes sometimes since his vision is wack with a broken screen).

leading up to this comic, a human got into a fight with tenna so spam didn't get to steal anything from them. tenna then hates himself for it (he doesn't care as much about the damage as he does thinking he might've ruined the only relationship he has anymore) and spam gets his shit together to repair the guy without thinking twice about it. you let your guard down ONE time and the tv guy makes you question all that you stand for smh

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first meeting (s)

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this scene

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Disney: It's over. The Owl House is done.

Moringmark: The Owl House is done when I say it's done

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UTENA x SIGNALIS

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It is really flabbergasting how often and how hard I always end up having to go to bat for extremely significant and foundational elements of the TTRPG artform such as “adventure modules” and “rules.” It feels like if I were in a visual artist and I had to advocate for, like, pencils or the color green.

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keep u happy

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hit da corner

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my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down