27 he/him 🔞 guy who is named after a muppet
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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028
its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp
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I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden
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i’m so proud of you for trying to better yourself even when it feels impossible
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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette
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