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what's everyone's tumblr

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not her name????? fuck you

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To all the workers forced to work on labor day I have two messages

I love you and thank you for keeping this society from literally collapsing overnight

Attack

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about to go through something, not sure what it is yet

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

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go to your local library or perhaps cafe. to get some peason quiet

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@bovineblogger mountain lion

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wearing the goofiest outfit known to man just to get some more style points

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baby secretary bird is being restrained after previous slopcidents (slopping incidents)

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very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

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[taps my chest] this bad boy can fit so much love and fear and compassion and anxiety and tenderness and grief and empathy and heartache and capacity for affection and loss etc in it