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IM GONNA THROW UP THEYRE HOME

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my chemical romance tomorrow. very scary situation we’ve gotten ourselves into.

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come one come all to East Rutherford, New Jersey

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This war is the sum of us all!

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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

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Such Small Hands | La Dispute

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

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conversation with snail

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it's not that I want to position myself as having been a teenager who was uniquely critical and immune to bad takes or whatever, because I absolutely believed some dumb as shit stuff On Here. but genuinely I don't think that Your Fave Is Problematic ever worked on me specifically because one of the bullet points against John Green was "minor character, an old man from the southern US, used a vaguely misogynistic expression" with the clear implications that this meant Green was also a misogynist. and even at the tender age of 16 with swiss cheese for brains I thought that was fucking stupid because, you know, I knew how books worked.

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence

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either you support the armed resistance against genocide or you support the genocide, there is no in between.

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my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized

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i’ve said it before but we MUST make bisexuality cool again. we should have people lining up around the block to pretend to be bisexual for clout . but instead we have people pretending they AREN’T bisexual these days don’t you see how dire it is???