“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and...
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My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of
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Tatsu learning the true terror of little girls
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i mean pineapple on pizza is already so delicious all by itself but then you add in how many people get so angry about something as arbitrary as the taste preferences of people who are not them and it's like You Mean I Get To Eat Great Food AND In Doing So Passive Aggressively Tell Someone To Die Mad About It and that's really what elevates pineapple on pizza to the chef's kiss level
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so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn't against me but you can't win them all i guess.
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toxic mothers are wild they'll really be like "I never said that" like ma'am yes you did cause it's been ingrained in my head since I was twelve
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my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me
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“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited
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