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Put on your sash and top hat darling.... mommy needs you to preside over the city council meeting later
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Hey, someone’s gotta get crushed by a rock, and by Jove it’s gonna be me
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I’m the only person in the world who died, everyone who dies is just me
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Mfs plotting my downfall, jokes on them, Im kms rn!!
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Shen yun HATES me, the way I’m trying to get all my organs stolen!
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