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do you think when they release the anchor it bonks a fish on the head sometimes . sorry thats probably sad to think about. maybe jf we imagine the funny coconut bonk sound and the fish is only a little annoyed. lets keep it PG no blood. they have a date at the anemone fields tomorrow it wouldnt be fair. oh fuck a second anchor

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lots going on in the gender neutral bathroom

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You know what? Fuck you. (Unovernights your oats)

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Not to get all It's Not That Deep Oh My God, but I think living in apartments truly hones you as a person. I feel like the people online who argue "nobody fucking does that" have never lived wall-to-wall with strangers, to their detriment.

If life in apartment buildings teaches you anything, it teaches you to naturally, instinctively respond to the question "who the hell lives like that?" with "well, someone does, apparently". Nothing teaches you that there are completely normal people living normal lives, but make choices that you personally never would, like knowing you have neighbours who regularly, habitually do things like vaccuum their home at 9 pm, or listen to Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat on a loop from 7:30 to 9 am.

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hey sorry your boyfriend fell into the public library book donation bin. yeah he’s being used to fund vital community programs and support services. yeah beanbag chairs too. if you pay your overdue fines we’ll give him back though

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my buddies' grand viziers don't tell them shit about plots that are happening and it makes me seriously question their judgement. i know because my grand vizier told me. he kicks ass

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can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

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Would you rather live in the little house that's dry or the big house in the background that's flooded?

The island of Koltur, photographed from Sandavágur, Vágar, in the Faroe Islands

Need to go here

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light yagami had the choice between an emo girl boyfriend and an emo boy girlfriend and he choose NEITHER. so frankly im glad his gay ass is dead

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ppl will conflate ‘children’s media’ w ‘bad/shallow media’ and then when they come across a bit of children’s media that’s good they’ll be like ‘aha this isn’t actually for kids!! loophole.’

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hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

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Biting a very sour strawberry

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Cover art by Ralph Steadman for the 1972 edition of HUMAN IDENTITY IN THE URBAN ENVIRONMENT.

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The so-called “walking popcorn bug” is actually a flatid planthopper nymph covered with a protective layer of waxy white filament, like a cottony cushion.