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puckermansv:

Hey your sister is a wannabe journalist.  Maybe not terrible gossipy kind like the buzz but you know what I mean.  Besides you made the list, I didn’t even get a mention but apparently I am the worst Greaser around so there is that.

You’re gonna be different. You’ve got the smarts and the talent to put all other journalists to shame, little sis. I think they've made it pretty clear that they don't know what they're talking about. Their lists are bogus like 95% of the time.

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I’m a Jew. How are you gonna put me with a guy who is almost the poster boy for the Aryan race?

And Finn? Not banging my sister. Soc or Greaser. There’s a bro code and he and I abide by it.

I hate this fucking blog so much.

Who do u ship between the greasers and the socs? I.e. greaser + soc = romance

Jane and Mason - They compliment each other very well and we’re sure Madison would be quite pleased to have her best friend as a sister in law.

Kurt and Sebastian - If only they could calm down and realize that they’re not as different as they believe themselves to be then sparks may fly.

Jeff and Puck - Jeff is sweet and that may be exactly what Puckerman needs to help tame his wild ways.

Hunter and Elliott - Does anyone know why these two actually hate each other? We’re thinking it’s sexual tension.

Becky and Santana - I guess we’re fond of opposites attracting here at the TGO Buzz.

Finn and Sarah - Now that Finn’s a Social, wouldn’t it be a dream come true for Puck to have his little sister in such good hands, capable of supporting her, and giving her everything she could possibly want in life?

@theincrediblejane @greasermason @socjeffy @puckthenorthside @sochunter @greaser-gilbert @socialitebecky @greasetanalopez @greasehud @puckermansv @greaserhummel @socialsebastian

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tgo-buzz:

For those of you who missed it, a source had come to us claiming they knew who it was that ‘pranked’ – and we use the word loosely – Marley Rose. It appears as though they were lying. The name they shared did not match the names of the culprits that finally decided to come clean.

It looks like it took the threat of being outed for Noah Puckerman and Santana Lopez to take responsibility for what happened on New Years. It should come as a relief to finally know who it was but it has only left us with more questions. Like what on earth were they thinking? Why at the Bash? Why take so long to come clean? And, most importantly, what made these Greasers turn on one of their own?

If either of you, Puck and Santana, wish to give us another exclusive, we’re all ears!

Here’s my exclusive:

Fuck you, TGO Buzz.

P.S. Your lists suck. Sebastian Smythe and Adrian Lawson on the hot list? Santana on the not? Y’all some Buzz Feed knock offs and nobody even likes Buzz Feed.

Culprits Come Clean

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greasehud:

Im not fighting, Puck. Am I really one of your best? I mean, if we remember what happened two months ago. We both know Im not. Speaking of, what the fuck. You & San greased Marley?!

It’s good money. Real good money. And this has been my dream since I created The Stop and you don’t want to be involved? And you know you are. I trained you. You trained me. We’re beasts. What happened two months ago was some cheap bullshit pulled by Clarington. That wasn’t on you. It’s...complicated, man. 

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Text ✉ Puckerbros

Jake: I don't know! Maybe! Nothing's making sense anymore.

Jake: I actually wanted to forget this whole thing even happened so no, not really.

Jake: Okay you're a cool brother but that doesn't mean you have to jump in and save my ass all the time. Don't act like I don't deserve to have my ass kicked a million times over. Why didn't you talk to me first?

Puck: Well when one of the sweetest Greasers girls we've got is victimized, people don't just forget that kinda shit. Especially not Greasers. You may not be one anymore, but you know how we operate. Grease is still in your blood.

Puck: That's exactly what it means. I'm not going to say you deserve it until I know your side of the story, not the one I'm hearing from San'. But from what she tells me, Smythe made you do it, so I doubt I'll be saying that at all.

Puck: Why didn't you talk to me first before you pulled that kind of shit at the Bash? I could've gotten you out whatever hole you dug yourself into with Smythe. At least when I chose not to talk to you first it was because I know you'd pull this shit.

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TEXT 📲 PUCKTANA.

SANTANA: Fuck you, Puckerman. I don't need a bodyguard.

SANTANA: I wasn't going to let you go through this alone, okay? I couldn't let you take the fall for me.

PUCK: You're gonna need a god damn doctor if you don't get a body guard! Greasers are out for blood over this kinda shit, San. Why do you think I want Jake as far away from it as possible?

PUCK: What is you going through with it gonna do for me? Nothing! You put a target on your own back.

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Text ✉ Puckerbros

Jake: Are you out of your freaking mind?!

Jake: You wanna tell me what the hell you're doing?

Puck: Are you?!

Puck: You wanna tell me why the hell you did what you did?

Puck: Someone saw you do it and they were ready to out your ass, so you're lucky I'm the coolest brother from another mother you have or all of the Greasers would have been lining up to take turns breaking your bones.

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socialbrody:

It’s weeks away but I’m already pumped for Fight or Flight night. I’m ready and raring to go. I don’t need the money, but I will be getting the glory. Anyone else going to throw their hat in the ring? Not that I’ll mind if anyone decides to play it safe. You either got it or you don’t and I would rather go up against someone worth the effort than waste my time on a chump.

I can’t wait to hand you your privileged ass, dude. And I’m going for your jaw. If we’re lucky, you’ll have to have it wired shut, and we don’t have to hear you run your mouth, Soc.

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greasershaw:

Ouch. I’m on the not list. How will I go on.

Who gives a fuck about some wannabe journalists and their Tumblr blog they use to stir high school drama?

Oh shit. I made the hot list? That’s awesome. Sucks for you man, sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I think your hair is dope.

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TEXT 📲 PUCKTANA.

SANTANA: He kept his mouth shut about me being a part of it, I can do the same for him.

SANTANA: But you're an idiot. You think I'm going to just let you go down for this all on your own? I can't do that.

PUCK: God damn it, Lopez. They're going to crucify you now and I can't be there to play your body guard.

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TEXT -> Send to all

Frannie: Please tell me you're free.

Frannie: I need air.

Puck: Something tells me you didn't mean to text me, blondie.

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greasehud:

Im excited to see what you guys bring to the Fight or Flight, it’s going to be amazing. Im not going to be fighting, but good luck to those who are fighting and make sure you bring your A-game.

What do you mean you’re not fighting, Finn? You’re one of my best, man. I need you.

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TEXT 📲 PUCKTANA.

PUCK: I'm serious, San'. We keep my lil' bro as far away from this shit as possible.

PUCK: You too. It was all me, alright? Nobody is stupid enough to go after me.

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@limabuzz: THIS JUST IN: Has anyone forgotten about what happened on New Years? If you have, shame on you! If you haven't, we have an update on the unfortunate incident involving none other than Marley Rose. We've been informed that someone knows who the culprit is.

@limabuzz: That's right. Someone has come forward to admit that they saw it all go down. Now, who was behind this horrible prank? Stay tuned. An interview with this source will be coming soon!

@puckyou: @limabuzz Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck your lil' news story. It was me. I did it. I'm the culprit. So tell your eye witness they can shove it up their ass and that they aren't getting any cool kid points now I've admitted it.

@puckyou: That's right, guys. I greased Marley Rose at the Bash so everyone can get their panties out of a twist about it now. And if you got a problem with it? Bring it to me face to face. None of that online thug shit.

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TEXT 📲 PINN.

PUCK: Do you think we'd get in trouble if we just ditched, man?

PUCK: Sue said we'd be expelled if we didn't show up but she didn't say anything about staying...

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TEXT 📲 PUCKTANA.

PUCK: Dude, this chick I've been paired with is like the Social you but bitchier.

PUCK: Your boobs? Much nicer than hers, though.

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TEXT 📲 PUCKERSIBS.

PUCK: This is so fucking bogus.

PUCK: They paired me with some blonde Social bimbo. I mean she's fine and all but when she opens her mouth?

PUCK: Please tell me you got luckier than I did, little sis.

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