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If dumb shitty AI ads for fake bullshit weight loss garbage really wanted me to be scared of being fat then they shouldn’t be doing it with the most beautiful fat women the world has ever conceived

First off Hot Damn. Secondly what the fuck is a cortisol belly, that means nothing. Thirdly all “intermittent fasting” is free, dipshit, it’s called not fucking eating. You morons. You absolute assclowns

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Doomed ship but it’s between Mother Nature and fossil fuels

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i think people need to remember that chasers are a very real type of person who hate us and want to use us and arent just quirky girls who fuck trannies sometimes. And yes i understand sometimes cis people will joke around with their trans friends about being called a chaser and its all in good fun when youre with your friends but i feel like you should probably not be doing that when you are not with your friends. This is about the post about the girl with the chaser bracelet. You are free to want to fuck her all you want but i dont think you should be getting any kind of smugness about how cool you are for wanting to fuck chasers cause youre not a loser prude virgin. Even if she isnt dangerous and wont kill you after sex or wont claim you raped her if her friends found out she fucked you the fact that shes wearing that bracelet around and is happy to have pictures taken of it it shows that she does not care about trannies and is having way too much fun identifying with a hateful dangerous group of people

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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how it feels trying to talk abt basic points of feminism on this website

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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?

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if you're ever trying to get someone into game changer, this image will pretty much catch them up to speed

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Parking your bike on a rack with a ransacked bike frame still locked there is kinda funny. Like yeah sorry bud you gotta hang out with this mutilated dead guy. Hopefully whatever did this is no longer hungry.

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really covering all your bases there huh

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starting to think fragrantica reviewers think literally everything smells like piss

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6th grade truly is the best grade of all to teach because they're young enough to be unabashedly enthusiastic about things but also old enough to get really fucking weird about it. i had a 6th grader request his latin name be "atreus" (not a name on the list i gave them) and when i explained to the class that atreus's family had been cursed for generations and that atreus killed his nephews and fed them to his brother, they all started shouting that they wanted to have a name like that one

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The urge to lie down. The urge to just lie the fuck down and do nothing.

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well, paint is cheap. put it back.

Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.

Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.

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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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Oh well

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