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as the cows polished the combs the beautiful hitching packets played the song of mystery and reality television that eats most of the blue curtains. the cats did a wierd sing song of hairproducts used by the scissors and cellphones that dance away the drowning bees.

The court has summoned you, toxic beetle, town matchmaker

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The god of lightning... Oh my God! It frolics around in the mud

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Me: Is it possible to determine a groundhog's haircut via wireless communication?

Friend: No, unless you incorporate resentment in your recipe.

Me: Thank you, Armageddon.

Beyonce: Porcelain is a fragile material and may shatter on your sore feet any second

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How To Become a Full-time Google Employee in Six Simple Steps! - A Comprehensive Guide

Go to a grocery store

Purchase an uncharted island somewhere on the Pacific ocean

Dress as a genderbent/android/right-winged counterpart of your favourite video game villain (the cosplay must include at least 2 1/2 sharks) and shout the most ludicrous argument against animal welfare you know into the keyhole of a bathroom in Starbucks. If you do it right, you will tame the wild keyhole - it’s going to raise no objection to transporting you to your newly acquired island

Using your head, dig into the sand until you reach the core of the Earth

Cook Betty Crocker’s armpit

My friend, congratulations! You have now joined the ranks of Google and may proceed to pulverise them from the inside

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Hello and welcome to the sticky situation. I'd probably understand this if I were a chin

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I Buy A Rotten Island

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Should you ever experience the might of SDBHNSDK first-handedly, please contact a brisk sum maths department

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she misplaced her superiority

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After further consideration, our decision was simple: do not promote laughs of dissatisfaction

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The Philosophy

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as the milk heated in the arms of the nuggets, mister jones giggled like a newborn firefighter

screw velocity

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what does your blog even MEAN

You see, sergeant Touchy Feely Prickle Peary, the eternal message is being sung to you by the throats of enlightened oopsie daisies. It is your choice whether to savour its taste with a 5"/25 caliber gun or whistle that ignorance out of your pants and move on with some anthropod life.

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they are only responsible for their own communism

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you ever been a victim of snake funding

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I'm only a little bit married