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punky-rapunzel · 2 months ago

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Me when I'm a fairie trying to help a little Irish boy write a book

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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punky-rapunzel · 2 months ago

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Clancy Brown as The Kurgan in Highlander (1986)

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punky-rapunzel · 2 months ago

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I hate that I can tell what time of year it is by how many fucking mosquitoe bites I find on my body

#istg i look crazy #everything itches and im dying #send help #and some anti itch spray

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punky-rapunzel · 4 months ago

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Rewatching all of Star Wars makes me realize how pivotal the original trilogy was to cinema...

And then they made Jar Jar Binks..............

#star wars #i hate that fucking guy #all my homies hate jar jar binks #i do like all the funny little robots tho #beep boop

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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I love this

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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I make myself a breakfast sandwich ONCE and now my autism decides we need to make it perfect for the next time I make it...

#pray for me #autism #i made my first fried egg tho #that was pretty based of me ngl

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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This is the vibe I wish to bring to a function

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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Do yall ever think about what the guys who posted that nasa aeiou video are doing right now?

#the game is called moonbase alpha #but yall know what i mean #aeiou #my fav line is big american tts #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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Been listening to a LOT of Dead Mau5 recently and I fear I would have become a rave kid if my mom had been less strict to me as a youth

#deadmau5 #fav song so far is prob this is also the hook #robo voices are cool to me ig #a lot to like from him tho #feel free to give me more edm recs!

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

#me

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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Yall ever yearn to be a phantom?

To give sage advice to your mc and then just disappear? To then reappear at the end of the journey, at the back of the crowd and nod to your mc?? To then disappear again????

Idk man, that just sounds pretty nice

#like #youre wearing a big trech coat and a fedora #and then youre gone #sounds pretty nice ngl #ranting

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punky-rapunzel · 5 months ago

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I'm sorry, a crab ran to do WHAT in these wantons?!?!

#not the wantons #crab posting #crab rangoon #youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice #riffing on that joke if you couldnt tell

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punky-rapunzel · 6 months ago

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Sometimes I wish we could go back to the trade and barter system because wtf do you mean I have to pay taxes??? Can't I promise you my first born and be done with this shit?

#like fr #the economy sucks rn anyway #taxes #kill me #hate this shit

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punky-rapunzel · 6 months ago

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Autism meal prepping is just making a really big pot of spaghetti and eating it for an entire week

#meal prep #autism #autism safe food #thats what ive been doing anyway

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punky-rapunzel · 6 months ago

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Why is the professor so cunty?