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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

↳ Obi-Wan Kenobi on Anakin Skywalker

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and all four of them are wrong!

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she tried to reach out to him, but he was no longer there

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

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BRIDGERTON + tropes (v2)

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king - florence + the machine

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Bucky is a professional paperback ruiner and Bob plays stardew valley :P

wintersentry dates mostly involve them sharing space while doing their own thing (bucky is kinda intrigued by bob’s game tho😌)

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Sorry, I've had enough of running away, Sophie. Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you.

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶

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Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

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things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”