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If Sans made his own font, he'd call it sanscript!
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Put your hand on the window.
Can you feel the pane?
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What do skeletons enjoy doing the most on holidays? Skele-brating!
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They had a very tem-ultuous relationship
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Tibia-nounced!
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we have about a day’s worth left in the queue. i dont have the energy rn (too busy channeling sans, obviously) to add more myself, but if people want to submit, that’s always open.
ill try to get around to adding more as soon as im able
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“Hey, has anybody seen my boo-meringue?”
#pun#sfw#submission#i.. cant quite tell which this is so ill use both since both COULD work:#cooking#ghosts#boo#meringue#boomerang
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a picture is worth a thousans words
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amper-sans
#yeah its just a bunch of his-name jokes#sans#ampersand#pun#sfw#im tired while queuing these so lmk if ive already done one
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in-sans-sant puns!
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its a skullfire way
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No need to miso mad!
#be so#miso#condiments#cooking#pun#sfw#i think the age of condiments is coming to a close soon children#dont ye fret
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you cant just chutney away like this!
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we have about a day’s worth left in the queue. i dont have the energy rn (too busy channeling sans, obviously) to add more myself, but if people want to submit, that’s always open.
ill try to get around to adding more as soon as im able
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come on, what's the worcestershire that could happen?
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