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Happy Birthday Sans!! 🎉
(Idk if you'll see this but still lol)

woo, woo. confetti emoji goes here.
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it got worse
stop asking to make out with my brother in the ask box
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stop asking to make out with my brother in the ask box
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What's the secret to being lazy?
being too lazy to have secrets.
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I am going to tell Papyrus about your cigarette eatting

hey.... i specifically said not to.........
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yummy in my (non) tummy........
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Got a chance to share stuff with my friends in PPT, I'm planning to fill it with puns. Can I borrow a piece of wisdom, master?
always brush your teeth before crossing the street, kids.
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secret third option: sleeping in it for hours until my brother comes sweeping through the flowers to find me.
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Thank you for everything!
thank you lot for everything as well.
from the music stuff, to the encouragement, to the mild-to-very intrusive questions.
still never answering some of those.
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Papyrus trying to avoid doing nothing:
no words, just agreement.
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Since this isn't closed yet I'm gonna keep my promise (It's a promise now I'll try to keep sending things)
I am stapling this to the journal
's not stealing, they're free.
not just the ketchup, either
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Holy shit did you see that gnome passing by
oh gnome. i blinked, completely missed 'em.
darn.
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ah man i caught you right at the end! only started finding these entries yesterday
still, ive read a little bit backwards and im super happy for you!! enjoy your happy ending :)
showing up late? relatable.
thanks, by the way.
#undertale#ask#sans#author says: also “a little blue journal (should you be reading this?)” on ao3 if you want a better way to read everything chronologically!#tumblr doesn't have a way to sort by oldest posts as far as i'm aware#so that might be useful if you want to !!
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https://www.tumblr.com/punsmaster69/738755369250291712/ya-know-sans-in-some-aspects-despite-not
Hey. It’s me again.
Nice to see you’re better.
Good job.
heya.
i'll agree with better.
better...
not as in cured; might never be. but as in learning how to handle it, and how to let others help.
that kind of "better."
hope you're doin' better, too.
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have fun with all your friends !!!!!!!!!!!
they wouldn't let me not, even if i tried.
real grateful for that.
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Happy days for ya man, had fun reading these :]
thanks.
happy days back at'cha.
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Hello sans. I don't think this is goodbye yet. I'll probably keep sending asks as long as you take them. But that was quite the ride. It feels weird that I won't have little stories to read when I go to bed.

Anyway to the real question I think this journal was posing
Are you a brown rat?
like i said, no idea how long i'll keep the inbox open. i'll let you all know when it's closing though, if you really wanna say the goodbyes last-minute.
i think i'll have trouble breaking the bedtime habit myself. in my case, of grabbing this thing at the end of the night. (or whenever stuff's happening.)
....hmm.
a brown rat?
nah, not particularly aggressive nor big.
undyne might be, however.
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