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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

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i had to stop being friends with Sex Dracula. dont want to cause drama so im not gonna get into it, but it wasnt for the reasons you might think.

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Obama: U busy?

Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..

Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)

Harry:  Barack please……………i’ll see you later.

Obama: :D

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Bethany pleeease reopen your ask box I need to ask how you're doing with Taylor Swift getting engaged todaaaayy

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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gonna go to computer store and sneeze on the graphics cards gonna get taken out back and shot in the cummer

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guy gardner in superman 2025 was great. let’s kill him with rocks

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damn the sadness really does last forever

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I’d sink my teeth into you and rip out a chunk of your sweet pink flesh if you’d let me btw

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wieslaw walkuski

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I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl