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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I鈥橫 NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending
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Oh my god this fucks????????
"I can be a home for what loves me..."
"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch
anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.
anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic
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repost for just the art
maybe this will be an art print someday who knows
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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:

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Bold words from a guy who is about to get disassembled by wooden puppets
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i didn鈥檛 understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they鈥檙e a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he鈥檚 relaying information he received from secondary sources
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The infantilising Im just a girl shit could never get to me personally I鈥檝e been a haggard cunt old man staring at construction since I was 8
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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Starting to climb out of my hole today #myhole
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I really appreciate how the entire fandom has just adopted Heinrich Unheimlich as the new fandom skrunkly, he's just a little guy!!! he bought Alice a chair!! It was 60 euro!!!
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