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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

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The SSA office closes in 2 hours and I have been on hold since they opened.

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isnt it easier to just move to a blue state instead of moving countries? like theres plenty safe democratic run states in the usa...

i say this with love in my heart.

you need to read the news more, anon.

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every time a single monog starts depressionposting about how all the other queer people on the apps are poly degens now and they're going to die alone one thousand angels sprout ten thousand gleaming beautiful crystalline wings

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Why do I need a bachelor's degree to take calls and write notes.

Ok outside of jobs that need like extreme expertise like surgeon or research scientists I feel like 95% of jobs simply do not require the level of education they are asking for.

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Ok outside of jobs that need like extreme expertise like surgeon or research scientists I feel like 95% of jobs simply do not require the level of education they are asking for.

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i bring a sort of "the institution of monogamy is inextricably tied to mens' paternity anxieties and desire to control womens' bodies" vibes to poly discourse that reactionaries dont really like

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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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It's the same like 3 second loop over and over and it's been getting less intelligible and more static every like 20 loops

I have been on hold since 9 AM and it's. 1:30 now.

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The call music has been getting worse and worse.

I have been on hold since 9 AM and it's. 1:30 now.

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I have been on hold since 9 AM and it's. 1:30 now.

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Great news guys 🎉 

So if women wear makeup at work we’re “frivolous” and it harms our leadership chances.. but if we don’t wear makeup we are being unprofessional and are deemed less competent.

So we just need to think of a way for women to not have faces and we’re all set 🤔

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I keep my friends close, and the enemy far away, because I hate them so

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They put my soul in an autoclave and burnt away all the imperfections so I glide liquid smooth into the wet hole of heaven.

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Norihiro Yagi - Claymore Memoribillia

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