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Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you're just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying

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life pro tip: you can still grow your muscles while waiting for life-changing news. especially if that news is expected to be very, very bad.

all you need to do is pick up something heavy. and then do it again. it really is that simple!

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the angriest I ever been: yup

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girl you just gave birth hang on a minute 😭😭😭😭

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Like a new friend!

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Credit: @sweatermuppet

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#cicero calling both me and carmy out

+ bonus syd reaction:

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they don't call him Ladders for nothin!

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new cat bed invented

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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he enjoys being penetrated<3

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