purplebeanhikaru

[purplebeanhikaru]

Me

Almost 100% of people are forgotten

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Wear your mask bitches

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I feel sad

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Happy cake day

its my birthday and youre all legally obliged to be nice to me

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Ultimate Battle Royale

There is a very specific number of people born the same year as you, that number can only go down and the older you get, the closer you get to be the last one.

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Hahahaha changed y'alls lives

Anytime you make a post, you change the life trajectory of anyone who reads it via the butterfly effect

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Only true epic gamers can get this

Maybe we have trouble sleeping because there are enemies nearby

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I feel this

Girls with naturally big boobs probably hate them because they get unwanted attention and have to deal with them just being physically inconvenient.

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US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

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China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

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Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

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Eat ass Toritsuka

just got done kissing my 11 girlfriends does anyone want to be my 12th girlfriend (you dont have to be a girl to apply)

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I'm sorry sir, I am revoking your horny on main license, please cease and desist all horny activity before I call the horny police.

NEED ASS NOW!

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Oml

what the hell is a coochie please

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Hi! It's a pleasure to meet you!

please talk to me hello

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Akechi says less than a paragraph. Please. Help. This is not natural

please talk to me hello

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Dammit. I am legally not allowed to cuss

am i allowed to cuss

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*goes back to making doujinshi* Ha losers.

who’s gonna tell him