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you ever see a famous 20-something woman and think that she’s very pretty but also you know in your heart she has the potential to age into the most etherial gilf known to lesbianism. but you also know that because of her social standing and the current cultural landscape she’s going to get loads of plastic surgery and botox and you will be robbed of ever getting to witness her maximum divine gilfyness potential. it’s just so sad. why must I be doomed to watch these women poorly taxidermy their youth

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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is he in toronto for vct or

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

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oh meow cute cute baby meow meow meow

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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️

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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

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urpled

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there’s no “save five harlans for every two claires” formula. people like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.

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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

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does anyone know about what purp thinks of bedwars now? i saw some chat msgs being deleted for being like lowkey annoying abt bedwars but i cant tell if mods were shutting down obnoxious msgs or if he’s just Fully done with the game

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something i think is really interesting about purpled’s characters is how they simultaneously come off as super intimidating and powerful but also kind of childish. because what purpled plays is just an amplified version of himself, he doesn’t really change his speech patterns, and he uses a lot of real “childish” language in his speech as a joke. so you have this intimidating warrior, a force of nature in and of himself, saying stuff like “no take-backsies” completely straight-faced

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(delirious and covered in blood) i'm so fucking cute right now

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