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"As an asexual I don't understand why people in Massachusetts dont use their turn signals" is something I would say if I was asexual and also lived in Massachusetts
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clark kent saying things like golly and gosh? clark kent saving dogs and squirrels? clark kent drinking coco? cunty lex luthor? cunty lois lane? dc you are so back.
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#Elmo got hacked#Elmo#epstein files#Elmo hacked#Elmo vs Trump#this is commentary#remarking on one post does not mean I support the hacker(s)#I can’t elucidate in tags my feelings on hate speech#I do not support anti-semites
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sega siblings reunited i love them so much
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Hey! R4V3xBUNN1 is up on artfight! Check her and my other characters out.
I like to attack back (but I’ll be honest that I’m pretty busy this year and prioritizing other eyestrain and pixel art characters for practice!)
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ʚ buff fluttershy ɞ because i'm here to deliver what you didn't thought you needed before 🐇💌
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kind of following Sonic's birthday, none of these boys are normal lol
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My straight, white, cis 6’4 brother (who started working maybe 4 years ago and was quickly moved up the ladder) heard I was struggling financially and asked to see my resume and told me he could help me present myself confidently.
He sent me back a 2 page resume redone by chatGPT with lots of hallucinated info.
I have been working for a decade (since I was 15) and have only recently started to not get jobs I interview for.
The difference here is not that I don’t know what I’m doing 🤦🏼
and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
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