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what if you were an ANNOYING AMERICAN BOY who beat a SWEET CANADIAN BOY at THE junior tournament and he HATED you but then you SAT ON THE PLANE TOGETHER and you made him LAUGH and you became BEST FRIENDS and had a SECRET HANDSHAKE and a SHARED ROOFTOP PLAYLIST and DEBUT GOALS MINUTES APART and you both became the SUPERSTAR SAVIORS of your FAILING FRANCHISE but then he got TRADED away and you kept getting INJURED and said the injuries HURT LESS THAN THE TRADE and EVERYBODY called you WASHED UP while he THRIVED but THEN YOU GOT TRADED BACK TO HIM??
happened to my good friend trevor zegras.
#the speed in which he unfollowed the ducks truly astounded me#trevor zegras go get ur man and make it stick this time#rb#hrpf#duckduo
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100% rossi's kid
#he's seriously the true valedaughter#lets wave like mama!!!#rb#i love her so much thats my princess#mb72
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trapped at the airport rn and I was thinking about rosquez on the same wec team and then i was like hm... who wld be their third teammate and THEN i was like. vettel in alleged talks w redbull when what a lot of people want him to do (other than stay unemployed) is WEC... so now I'm just thinking about a wec team consisting of rosquez + sebastian vettel and it kind of feels like the worst blunt rotation ever
#really normal older sebastian vettel vs really not normal still insane still angry valentino rossi vs marc marquez who is still trying to#figure out how the FUCK he got there with his ex and this ex f1 guy#i don't even think seb wld fuck w their shenanigans he'd be soooo tired 1 day in#rosquez#sebastian vettel#girl idek get me out of this terminal#do you think he watches that train wreck and is loke sigh... I miss psychologically torturing mark webber
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danny briere's rpf think tank
#he's trying to atone for what he broke...#danny i don't think claude will answer your calls just cus you've decided to play matchmaker for 20 something bisexual boys#hockey#rb
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can they kiss it's stressing me out
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Death, taxes, and Bezz being the biggest babygirl in MotoGP (why is he crowd surfing??? this boy is insane 😭)
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valentino rossi is like if a cigarette wished to be human
#he's like the last vogue lila in a pack that you smoke in a kind of dingy pub smoking area when its just abt to rain after a sunny day#its like kind of beautiful but ur also a little bit miserable and all ur friends are somewhere else#but u still enjoy the cigarette#rb
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doing the artists way in order to write some fire motogp yaoi instead of gaining any creative enlightenment
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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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thinking about conspirators in the renaissance. someday. eventually. I'm going to finish filelfo's sphortias, and then I'll get into romano's porcario
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?
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Enea Bastianini’s naked engine during the 2021 Austria GP
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marco_bezzekiss.mp4
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Synchronised crashes at the 1990 German GP.
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sometime i remember people on here genuinely think vale's biggest rival is marc marquez when like have they ever fought for a championship? literally nop ... imagine not knowing who casey stoner is
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