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MY HANDSOME BOI FINALLY ARRIVED! 😍😭
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this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot
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For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.
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"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.
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me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas
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the fun thing about the vastness of skyrim is that every new save you make is unique in its own way! for example my current save likes to crash whenever i cross a stone bridge. i can go UNDER the bridge. or next to it. those things just do not like my gay little elf feet touching them directly
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So the lighting in FFXIV makes it really hard to tell skintones apart sometimes, I feel like it drops the contrast on a lot of the mid-to-light tones so you can’t easily differentiate in screenshots? I was having a lot of “that can’t be right” moments looking at screenshots while trying to draw my character next to NPCs that I was pretty sure were lighter than them, so I decided fuck it I’ll map out NPC skintones to the character creator palettes so I can tell how far apart different characters ought to be. More notes and also Viera/Hrothgar under the cut so this doesn’t get too long:
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Blake: Being a girl in love with a girl is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it’s pushing your girlfriend’s face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and she keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because she has no sense of self-preservation.
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Blake: Update: She got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how.
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when you go hit up google bc you want to know if that insane guy from riverdale was killed off for real & google hits you back
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okay, so— hypothetically, what if i were to kiss yandere! thoma/itto silly?
How dare you kiss him! Come 'ere, let him smooch you properly! Itto would be shocked but that shock would melt away the moment he gets his hands on you!! He'll take your breath away, your lips will be all red, bruised and swollen by the time he's done with you! He's dreamed of this day and now that it's a reality, he won't let you go!! You're all his now, his sweet little baby! His gang will welcome you with open arms and by the end of the night Itto's lap will be your new throne.
Thoma on the other hand, will be a bit different than Itto. While their shock is the same, Thoma's kisses will be much more gentle and sweet. Itto's kisses will make you see stars, while Thoma's will leave you breathless, begging for more. His lips taste like good tea and sweet candy, it's hard not to smooch him! You'll both get lost in each others eyes, your hands will be all over his hair and by the time you're finally done, you'll see that a whole new day has already begun. Whoops.
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pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick
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🕯️😈🕯️ “You called?”
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Estinien Wyrmblood I First Appearance
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