puttlefish
puttlefish
Puttle by, puttle fry!
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A mouse mercenary, hired to escort an important diplomat through the mountains...
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puttlefish · 1 day ago
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RIDE OR DIE
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puttlefish · 1 day ago
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OHHH from one king to another!!!!!!!
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braise and hose pervert
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puttlefish · 1 day ago
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this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter
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puttlefish · 1 day ago
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this qrt has absolutely fucking sent me
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puttlefish · 2 days ago
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OH SHE'S SO CUTE love u lani moo
do this one next
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lani moo fanart
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puttlefish · 2 days ago
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dinking my oiter
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puttlefish · 2 days ago
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who chopped my chud!! 😡🤬
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puttlefish · 2 days ago
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Did you ever go a party in your teenage years? Only parties with mostly people of your age count (so, no work-related party if you had a job and no baby showers, for instance), and birthdays don’t
Yes, often
Yes, up to a few times
No, never
Infinitely nuanced answer
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puttlefish · 2 days ago
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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
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the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
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puttlefish · 2 days ago
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One day you'll be working on a research project on fossil teeth from the Hamilton local fauna and inadvertently create a folder named
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puttlefish · 3 days ago
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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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puttlefish · 3 days ago
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gonna be a hater for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you HATED like viscerally hated like 1/2 star on letterboxd HATED
#hate is a strong word for this#because i have hated and seethed at movies in the past#but there's a certain industry-wide frustration and resignation i felt when i saw Wonka#it's just a sublime example of a movie that didn't give a shit about anything#it's that flavor of british film where the wit/whimsy feels like a saccharine flurry of empty spectacle w/ a manufactured heartbeat#no flavor no depth no salt nadda#and like Willy Wonka aint deep#but he's interesting#and since this movie directly called back to the Gene Wilder one i don't have any qualms comparing them#wonka is fun and dreams unabashedly#but there's also that thrum of sinister detachment that permeates thru everything he does and the way he does it#the juxtaposition of candy colored joy & ruthless capitalism which costs him nothing (either monetarily or morally) but pride#is what makes the story intriguing and worth thinking about after its done#instead of touching on any of that they gave him a tragic single mother backstory which motivated him to accomplish her unproblematic dream#like every movie of this genre does#like idk it feels like shallow grief that only renders when the camera looking at it#there is no deeper reach than the moment of him looking up and saying “this is for u ma.........”#cany help but feeling like there's a willy wonka backstory directed by fucking idk#baz luhrmann or quintin tarantino or shane black#that would hit the absurdness to a perfect level#maybe thats it#Wonka was created w/ the wrong genre#it was a whimsical family experience when it shoulda been a bombastic psychological thriller#that post saying they hired a bunny for the role of a hare is right on the money lmao#even tho i think good ol timothee coulda pulled it off in that context too#ANYWAY YA THAT'S IT#not the worst movie but def the best culmination of things i don't like!!!
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