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- You should take it easy on the coffee. - I never sleep. - Why not? - You know. Julia Garner as Ruth Langmore OZARK S4 PT 2
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The Orchid is incredible - not only are there thousands of species all over the world, but this flowering plant is a master of mimicry. Below are 10 quirky and beautiful species of orchid which closely resemble other living creatures.
1. Flying duck orchid (Caleana major)

2. Monkey orchid (Dracula simia)

3. White egret flower (Pecteilis radiata)

4. Naked man orchid 🤣 (Orchis italica)

5. Dove orchid (Peristeria)

6. Laughing bee orchid (Ophrys apifera)

7. Swaddled baby orchid (Anguloa uniflora)

8. Moon orchid which appears to have a tiger inside (Phalaenopsis amabilis)

9. Ballerina orchid (Caladenia melanema)

10. Moth orchid (Phalaenopsis)

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fuck, i am praying that dennis goes FULL idiot this season. because frankly we haven’t really had that since like 2015. and i don’t mean scammed by a tween girl idiot, i don’t mean using baseball hats to flirt idiot, i don’t mean freaking out over finding his lost car idiot, i DEFINITELY don’t mean “dee day” idiot, i don’t even mean “suburbs” idiot! i mean full-on untamed idiot, zero dignity but doesn’t know it idiot, frank’s little beauties idiot, iconic “dines out” simmering slow-burn idiot, willingly performed the nightman cometh and was not ashamed idiot. i don’t care if anything else happens if i get season 5-level exploits the mortgage crisis idiot dennis. he’s too smart these days! and for WHAT? i mean i’ve watched the show, he can’t have that many brain cells left!
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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli
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BRITNEY SPEARS 2000, “Oops!… I Did It Again”
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I myself am strange and unusual.
Beetlejuice (1988), dir. Tim Burton
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I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.
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My favorite photos from Instagram: Frank Ocean edition
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“There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.”
— 02:52 thoughts (via avouer)
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“Don’t let a man have to tell you twice he doesn’t want you.”
— Steve Harvey morning show. (via phiife)
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