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Pre-pre-canon, of my au

Before Peter and Chris told anyone they were together.

Peter to Chris: Alright, I got to get home, gimme a kiss *kisses Chris on the lips*

Chris: *kisses back, unable to stop him in time*

Peter: *pulls back, eyes wide as he realized they were with their friends*

Derek’s dad (Eric): *taken aback*

Noah: *covering his face in surprise*

Peter: um... *gets a stupid idea* Noah! *kisses a horrified Noah on the lips*

Chris: *amused*

Eric:

Peter: And Eric! *kisses Eric on the lips* I gotta go *starts walking to go home*

Eric: Hold up! *laughing* I'm going home with you!

Peter: *turning soo red* Hurry up then!!

(Had to freestyle near the end. I lost the tumblr screenshot I found on pinterest with this, :( it was originally of the marauders featuring wolfstar)

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Peter: Chris said "hello there" to me while I was at the park eating lunch the other day, and I ended up taking a bite of my banana without peeling it Peter: everyone else thinks I did it to establish dominance, but in reality I was so distracted by how handsome Chris is that I forgot to peel my banana before eating it Peter: Derek won't stop bringing it up and laughing at me. I may have to kill my nephew to end this torture

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Stiles: I’m this close to falling in love with Derek. Scott: Your fingertips are touching. Stiles: I know.

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Stiles: All right, give me your hair dryer. Cora: What? Erica: What are you talking about? Stiles: Don't you carry one in your purse? Erica: Have you ever spoken to a real woman? Stiles, on speaker phone with Lydia: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse? Lydia: Of course. I'm not an animal.

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Danny, about Derek: does he make your heart beat really fast? Stiles: I have anxiety, Danny, everything makes my heart beat really fast

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Danny: Where's your scary boyfriend? Stiles: Probably doing scary boyfriend things Derek: *10 feet away behind a tree staring at them*

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Danny: Where's your scary boyfriend? Stiles: Probably doing scary boyfriend things Derek: *10 feet away behind a tree staring at them*

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Rebekah: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Kol, looking at Davina: I love you

Davina: aww, me too!

Henrik: What about you, Finn

Finn: Finally!

Freya, spraying him with water like a naughty cat: No!

Source: headcanonthings

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Freya: What happened to you all?

Rebekah: It all happened very quickly.

Hope: I just remember uncle Kol saying "I promise, it's going to be really funny"

Henrik: And now we are in jail

Kol *in the other cell*: But it was funny, wasn't it?

Nik: UNCLE KOL, I BROKE MY ARM!

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Genma: If you were to die, what would your last words be? Asuma, looking at Kurenai: I love you Kurenai: Aww, me too! Genma: What about you, Hatake? Kakashi: Finally. Gai, spraying him with water like a naughty cat: No!

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O'Connell Family

Kieran (the priest)

Camille (the psychologist)

Sean (the murder)

Declan (the innocent)

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MIKAELSON AND THEIR PARTNERS

Mikael & Esther (Misther)

Freya & Keelin (Freelin)

Finn & Sage (Fage)

Elijah & Hayley (Haylijah)

Klaus & Camille (Klamille)

Kol & Davina (Kolvina)

Rebekah & Marcel (Marbekah)

Hope & Landon (Handon)

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...a bit extra for my comfort ship 💗

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Gaius: Nobody thinks I’m Matthew’s father. 

Jesus: Everyone who thought Gaius was Matthew’s father raise your hand. 

[All the disciples raise their hands] 

Gaius:… Matthew put your hand down!

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Source

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Loving any of us is a death sentence, isn't it?

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Hayley: baby, do you love me?

Elijah: of course I do!

Hayley: So shout for the world to hear that you love me

Elijah: *whispers that he loves her*

Hayley: why did you say that to me?

Elijah: Because you're my world.

Klaus: you guys are ridiculous

*Look at Cami*

Klaus: baby, do you love me?

Camille: no.