pygmycow
pygmycow
Pygmy Cowisms
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Words from the only little Pygmy Cow whose talents range from sneezing when she's choking and wearing sky high heels when her probability of getting stuck in the sidewalk is 98%.
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pygmycow · 7 years ago
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pygmycow · 8 years ago
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pygmycow · 9 years ago
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The need to be honest
So, I have 3 immediate supervisors where I work. Most people think it's bad enough with one. Try dealing with 3. Anyway, a few of us had an unofficial meeting with one of our supervisors today... Supervisor: "I know that you've been having issues lately and we're here to talk it out and see what I can do to help resolve them. This is unofficial and just between us. So say what you need to say. What's one of the problems?" Coworker, in regards to a different supervisor: "He's a fucking idiot."
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pygmycow · 9 years ago
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Autumn is not my friend
My friends and I planned to meet in NOLA to hang out after a year or not seeing each other. So, I dressed up nice and cute in a bright pink flowy above the knee skirt and a black crop top.... And.. As I'm reading the sign of the trolley stops a gust of wind catches my skirt and I end up flashing all of Canal Street. Autumn with its nice cooling breezes and changing leaves is temporarily no longer my favorite season.
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pygmycow · 9 years ago
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Sassy Voicemail
Tried calling my own voicemail and I hear "Don't you have any friends? You can't call yourself." No Sassy Voicemail Lady. I don't have any friends. Thanks for reminding me about my lack of social life.
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pygmycow · 9 years ago
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It's not you...
When you’ve practically single handedly ran the office by yourself for 2 years because no one else knows how to plug in their printer or pick up their phone and the Boss says he’s going to give most of your responsibilities to everyone else and when you ask why he replies:
“It’s not you, it’s me.”
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