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THE S STANDS FOR SWAGMEISTER

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Mercs and dinner duty

Engie

Most likely to cook. Mostly stews, chilis, meatloaf, roast chicken; heavy, hearty meals. Has a meal equation; meat, starch (noodles, rice, potatoes, corn), root vegetables (carrots, radishes, turnips) and non-root veggie (broccoli, beans, peas). Good home cooked meal. Once refused to cook for a month because he felt underappreciated, and everyone came crawling back and begging because he’s the only one to remember the vegtables

Spy

Good food, a little over dramatic tho. Steaks and lamb, honey glazed carrots or roasted small potatoes; pretentious foods. It tastes good! But it takes all day to make, and like every French cook, he uses a shit ton of wine, and drinks most of it. By the time dinner rolls around he’s buzzed and acts insulted if someone doesn’t like 100% of the meal

Medic

Lots of potatoes. He doesn’t mean too, it’s just that he cooks what his mother cooked for him, and, well, he’s German. It’s potatoes and sausage, cuz it’s easy and quick to make and he’s a busy guy. Sometimes he’ll get inspired and try to make something “outstanding” and he either nails it and everyone rejoices, or he fails and everyone has food poisoning for a week.

Sniper

Not as bad as everyone would assume. Mick is a mama’s boy and was at her hip in the kitchen when she cooked. They’re simple meals; grilled cheese and tomato soup, meat pies, homestyle macaroni and cheese, shepherd's pie, etc. All really nostalgic, really, and he knows all the recipes by heart. Mick loves cooking on the base kitchen because the one in his trailer is way too small.

Heavy

Cooks the same meal every time it’s his turn to cook dinner. His mother’s borsch and rye bread. He wakes up early to make the bread and is very careful preparing the barsch. It’s his favorite food and it reminds him of home and his family, and he is honored to make it every time. When he sees the cleaned out bowls, he smiles and can’t wait to tell his mother when he sees her next that all of his teammates love her food.

Scout

Can’t cook alone. Not because he can’t be left unsupervised, but if you had seen my Scout HC post, I believe that Jeremy can only cook with others around because, to him, it’s supposed to be a family ordeal. So usually Spy, Pyro, or Demo help him. He makes big family dinners, like spaghetti and meatballs, ham and cabbage, and lasagna. It taste good, if not simple, but you’d be surprised who fights to help Jeremy cook because he just act so happy and grounded when he does

Demo

To be a bit of a bastard, because frankly he loves cooking but loves pranking his team more, he makes traditional Scottish food. And if you don’t know, some traditional scottish food is terrible. He made haggis before and all but Medic was disturbed for days. And right as he’s about to be removed from the dinner duty rotation, he makes something stellar like a fish dish and he stays on for another month before the discussion of kicking him out comes back

Soldier

Good, old fashioned american food! Baked ham, cornbread, he grills so much food, it’s like a cookout. He’ll try and grill anything at least once. In all honesty, Jane is actually better at baking, but it’s his secret skill that no one has figured out yet

Pyro

Banned from the kitchen. They can help, but they aren’t allowed to be unsupervised, for obvious reasons

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here’s how tf2 comic 7 can still come out

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Thank you for the Hair tutorial lol. My intentions are legit, I just wanted to draw medic burly beast in a funny pose for a friend of mine.

i mean, sometimes tiddies be out ready to commit atrocities

i’ll see myself out

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TF2 fucked up my sense of what is cute and what isn't cute

And I'm talking about Pyro, because of them I now associate gas masks with them.

So Pyro = Cute and Pyro = Gas mask, so by consequence Gas mask = Cute

BUT I DON'T THINK NORMAL PEOPLE THINK THIS WAY

Like

I'm drawing Pyro

Dad sees me drawing a person with a gas mask, he points to Pyro and says "He's scary"

I look at my drawing and go like "No this is cuteness in its purest form, it's Pyro" and THEN I realized that normal people wouldn't find Pyro cute

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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little micko mundy has been infodumping about animals to his pa since day one– and his dad loves his little man ♥

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this is so self indulgent but fuckit, it’s traineemedic babey!

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Do you know that one animal who communicates with buttons??

Yes

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So I guess its official, meet Muffin the imposter. Adopted by soldier

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poke the medic

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Sorry, head empty only dumbass art

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Some Pyro 

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The reason I like masked characters is because I too want to be percieved as nothing but a threat

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Flex buddies

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head full with thoughts of the pocket purrer

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Day 4

I’d imagine it’d be a fairly regular occurrence on the base to wake up to some form of chaos.