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Interested in girls with a violent past , HUGE trust issues , and have a tough personality , but also heart of gold ?? If you said yes to any of the above , VAGGIE is your girl !! Yes , that is her name. Hell's finest fallen angel and manager of the Hazbin Hotel !! Smack the ❤️ and ⟲ to check in at the Hazbin Hotel today !!

MUN 21+ // CROSSOVER+OC FRIENDLY // FOLLOWS BACK FROM @beezlemuses

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jezebel kicks the empty box under the end table , the tinkling of unwrapped tinsel can be heard for a split second . she doesn’t like her weaknesses being known , but if there’s one that’s more known , it would be that this bunny LOVES her chocolate .

}IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS!{

@pyromcbster asked: "I stocked up on fancy chocolates for christmas three days ago. Now they're gone. I am full of sugar and regret."

" Ah, a travesty indeed. " While he may not be one to particularly like sweets, he could still sympathize with someone being lacking in a food they enjoy so soon after getting it. Especially if that someone was his beloved Jezebel. " ...Were you at least the one to finish them off? "

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all-night pharmacy.

dialogue prompts from all-night pharmacy by ruth madievsky.

you're so alive, it's scary.

being a person doesn't come naturally for me.

what's the deal with this place?

you are my best and my worst friend.

are we horrible people?

i like the idea of having someone to come home to.

i can't tell if you're being cruel or if you're just dumb.

these aren't the decisions of a well-adjusted person.

the less you know about my life, the better.

everyone here is a liar and a cheat.

you deserve to have a life of your own.

a person can't be held responsible for what they don't know.

all relationships are transactional.

no one should have that much power over you.

it isn't too late to come back.

you're uninvited from my birthday party.

i love you, but you're such a cunt.

who do you think you are?

forced intimacy makes me lightheaded.

i know you're in there. let me in.

jesus. why do you have a knife?

what happened last night?

it was less embarrassing to pretend i didn't care.

maybe i'm not the mothering type.

i wish i could carry some of this pain for you.

i need a break from feeling so much all the time.

sometimes i can't tell if i'm asleep or awake.

whatever's going on, we'll figure it out.

i don't know what's wrong with me. i'm scared all the time.

this is the most i can imagine for myself.

if you're not asking yourself 'am i ruining my life?' at least once a day, you're not living at all.

you act like you're over it, but it's okay if you're not.

all my life, i've felt like a dead animal with its skin still on.

it's a virtue to rid yourself of anything that doesn't serve you.

i've never had a day of rest in my life.

i chase after you like a dog, leaving pieces of myself behind, and every time, you act like that's how it's supposed to be.

you don't take me seriously. i'm not a real person to you.

i can't play house anymore.

never say that name in front of me.

to you, other people are always the problem.

you can't reach a mutual understanding without spilling blood.

want to make fifty bucks?

the only way to really see a person is to lose everything you have in common.

you don't think we'll get caught?

our loyalty is to story, not reality.

just don't do anything that could result in a lawsuit or a tmz article, and you're fine.

i don't have the energy to keep up with your antics.

our most beloved delusion was that lying to each other was a kind of love.

speaking our fears aloud won't save us.

one day, the mask slipped. i haven't been able to wear it since.

i try not to think about my life at all.

a junkie can spot another junkie without a flashlight.

your voice reminds me of wool sweaters.

boundaries? i don't know her.

i'm just sick of doing the same goddamn thing every day.

you are obsessed with a projection that will never love you back.

think of me as a spiritually connected friend.

i know liars. you don't strike me as one.

you have iconically poor judgment.

has anyone ever told you about your past lives?

you're capable of tolerating a lot. frankly, more than you should.

friendship can be a slow burn. you don't have to consume it like a drink at last call.

i'll give you a clue. i work for myself.

you make me want to feel things again.

criticism is still a cousin of attention.

you don't have to pretend to like something just because i made it.

i know you crave being told what to do.

you don't have to settle for being a person things happen to.

you have desires. act on them.

bitch, does this look like an intro to philosophy seminar?

i thought i had quit you.

my favorite. how did you know?

i feel like my organs are cannibalizing each other.

how did i get here? that's not a rhetorical question. i'm actually asking.

i can't tell if i believe it, or if i'm making excuses for myself.

sometimes i wonder if it's healthy how much meaning you see in things.

you're always waiting for the universe to hurt you or to love you. usually in that order.

that's how it was in my family. reading the room was a survival skill.

where will all the animals go in the rapture?

a bunch of fuckups under one roof doesn't constitute a family.

my little saint.

time passes more slowly as a sober person.

you'd better not pull away from me now.

there's a russian proverb that goes, 'so much is ruined by saying it aloud'.

you wear your emotions like a name tag.

your resting face frightens me.

how are you both the most innocent and the most experienced person i've ever met?

i need you to just be here with me.

our dead deserve to see you happy.

i like the idea of being marked by you.

i don't know what i saw, but it was more than i wanted.

i know what i saw.

i can't tell which of the memories are real, if any.

i can't believe you're mine.

nobody warned me how terrifying it is to get what you want.

you're cute when you're freaked out.

sex is supposed to be unsettling.

there are things i need to atone for.

you can't go back like it's nothing.

i won't live in service of my dead's vision for me.

___ was a real person. a murder isn't a metaphor.

count five things you can see. four things you can touch. three things you can hear. two things you can smell. one thing you can taste.

banish one god, and you'll end up worshiping another.

i want to be with you, but i don't want to keep feeling like this.

you know everything about me, but you won't let me know you.

you aren't someone i can keep at a distance.

i've been reading about intergenerational curses.

resisting something isn't the same as not wanting it.

anything you say stays between us.

i can't decide if i like you.

most people only possess a third of the empathy they think they have.

will it get easier?

hope is a tricky thing: losing it is bad, but so is having too much.

i don't want the future to come. i have a bad feeling about it.

in cartoons, you don't start falling until you look down.

why are you here? where have you been?

how did you know i'd come looking for you?

you never asked what i was going through. you didn't want to know.

i didn't have the language for what was happening to me.

you were supposed to protect me.

there's a lot i don't remember. a lot i don't want to remember.

i wouldn't have looked for me, either.

we belong to ourselves now.

you know where i am, and i know where you are. maybe that's enough.

when i'm down, vigilante justice makes me feel better.

survival is provisional.

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Gathering interest for interacting with CANNIBAL TOWNE’S finest head honcho, ROSIE !! If you seek relationship advice , new jersey auntie energy , or just the finest cannibalistic cuisines , give the ❤️ and ⟲ some love !!

MUN 21+ // CROSSOVER+OC FRIENDLY // FOLLOWS BACK FROM @beezlemuses

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Your Dating Service

Date with Jezebel.

Date Fee: $4.39

Customer Comments: "Jezebel took me to an expensive place and left me with the bill.... (Male in 40s)"

❝ he didn’t make me laugh ONCE . ❞

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(( Dragging all this in by my teeth—

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(( I’m sorry for disappearing for nine months , it will happen again . . .

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(( Jeze doodls

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🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝑨𝑩𝑬𝑻.  (  send one or more to learn a little more about my muse and their sex life. note that these questions are only suggestions, you can go wild with the headcanon prompts.  )

[ aftercare ] ― what are they like after sex? any specific routine they have for themselves or their partner that they like to do? [ body part ] ― what is their favorite body part? what kind of body / parts would they like their partner to have ( e.g. big boobs, long cock, etc. )? [ cum ] ― what does it take to make them come? can they come multiple times in one sitting or do they need longer breaks? [ desires ] ― what turns them on? what do they like to have done to them most? what do they like to do to their partner most? [ experience ] ― how experienced are they? how many different partners did they have? [ first time ] ― what was their first time like? when did it happen? did they enjoy it? [ grooming ] ― do they shave? do they have a preference for their partners when it comes to body hair? [ horny ] ― how high is their sex drive? do they have a lot of sex or is it a more occasional thing? is sex, in general, important to them? [ intimacy ] ― how are they during sex? do they prefer a more intimate / romantic approach or a more casual one? [ joker ] ― tell one random headcanon that wouldn't fit anywhere else on the list. [ kinks ] ― what is their biggest kink? are there any kinks they haven't tried but want to? are there any kinks they have tried but learned are not for them? [ locations ] ― what are their favorite locations to have sex? are they a risk taker where people could walk in on them, or do they prefer to keep it private? [ masturbation ] ― do they masturbate? if so, how often? [ no go ] ― what wouldn't they do? what turns them off? [ oral ] ― do they prefer to give or receive oral? anything specific they enjoy / don't enjoy when it comes to oral? [ positions ] ― what are their favorite sex positions? is there something they typically default to? a special position they've always wanted to try? [ quickies ] ― do they have one-night stands? if so, how often? [ rounds ] ― how many rounds can they go before having to take a break? how good is their stamina? [ secrets ] ― do they have any dirty secrets? if so, what are they? [ toys ] ― do they on toys? do they use toys on themselves or like to use them on their partners? [ underwear ] ― what type of underwear do they typically wear? do they own lingerie? is there something specific they like their partner to wear? [ volume ] ― how loud do they get during sex? do they prefer a partner that's louder or one that's quieter? [ watch ] ― do they like to watch their partner masturbating or having sex with someone else? do they like to be watched? [ xxx ] ― do they watch porn? if so, how often? anything specific they like to watch? [ yearning ] ― what do they typically do to get people to have sex with them? do they let it happen naturally or are there things they like to do to turn their partners on? [ zzz ] ― how quickly after sex do they fall asleep? are they usually tired after or full of energy?

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DAISY JONES & THE SIX (2023) Track 9: Feels Like the First Time

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@girlishgiggle // cont.

jezebel softly shrugged at mimz’s question . though she looked slightly inconvenienced by bi-yearly change , there was a look of genuine stress and worry behind those ruby eyes of hers .

❝ we’re doing what we do every year . the moment we got the news , we IMMEDIATELY started loading up on rations and weapons and boarding up our windows . it’s been a REAL pain in my ass lately . ❞

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❝ i may not know how technology these days work nor do I really care , but I can spot a manipulative businessman from a mile away . you seriously don’t think us folks during the great crash of ‘29 experienced the allure of suave , chauvinistic swindlers ? ❞

❝ I’ve  seen  those  eyes  before.   I  can  tell  you  want  to  play. ❞ - pyromcbster

       𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒.                                 @pyromcbster

"Careful, you're not all that used to how the adults actually play."

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“ I got tired of seeing multiple different relationship memes have a few relationships I was interested in but more that I was not, so I’ve combined a few - and added some options of my own.

Taken partly from @loisnclark and @leneemusing “ - archived originally at  mememeseymour (defunct/deleted)

romantic relationships ! ❤️ friends to lovers 💗 slow burn 💙casual partners to lovers 💜 friends with benefits to lovers 💚 actually unrequited 💛 falsely assumed unrequited 💘 begrudgingly falling in love

familial relationships ! 🌻  friends like siblings 🌵  parental 🌷 general found family

friend relationships ! ☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈  friends since childhood ⛅️  friends of circumstance ☁️  friends from school

enemy relationships ! 🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse ❌   guilty by association 🖤 enemies to lovers

sexual relationships ! 🍑 one night stand 🍆 friends with benefits 💞 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings 💦 play partners 👉👌 casual partners 👅 hatefucking 🤐 kink mentor/mentee 💔 ex partners with feelings

other relationships 💝 mentor/mentee 🍸 partners in crime 💟 lovers to enemies ❣️ forced to work together for survival/a common goal ✋ colleagues 💓 colleagues to lovers 🖕 colleagues to enemies 🦄 suggest your own

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jezebel softly giggled as she was pulled into alastor’s frame again , it’s been too long since the both of them got to do mindless , chaotic things together !

❝ we should before those greed imps find out i’ve taken the majority of their loot . ❞ a chunk of marble falls right next to the both of them and shatters into pieces . ❝ —aaaaand destroyed their bank vault with my powers . such a shame , it was a pretty vault . now let’s move , bugaboo ! ❞

she grabbed his hand and led the way out of the collapsing building to a nearby parked car that DEFINITELY wasn’t hers . balling up her fist , jezebel punched the window in and reached to unlock the car . opening the door , she brushed out the glass and unlocked the other side for alastor before finding a spare set of keys sitting in the sun visor ! commotion can be heard nearby and sounds as if it was getting closer .

“Ready to make like Newton and put this in motion?”(@pyromcbster for Al, THEY’RE STEALING A FUCKING CAR—)

❛ KIIIIITTEN ~ ! ❜ His cadence goes sing song, the joy inflected in his tone is loud and evident. His arms throw open wide as he strides quickly to her side.

❛ You certainly make it DIFFICULT to say no, Jezebel!❜ Not that he ever WOULD say no to her. So, he doesn't. The Radio Demon throws a lanky arm over her shoulder and pulls her tight to his skinny frame.

❛ Let's BLOW this popsicle stand, mmmm?❜

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MOTHER'S COME ; she is the N I G H T . . .

MULTIMUSE & MULTIFANDOM. - ft. character adaptions from horror, animation, adult, and literary mediums

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