pyrowyvern

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I'm going to the Hardware Store

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daffy. e bugs

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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

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Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.

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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

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basically bedtime was created to keep people from having too much fun

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pingu is so ugly tho

you're a broken person for real

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known booboo moveset:

booboo wheel

booboo missile

booboo shield

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A muppet dinosaur

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Night Hunt & Night Hunt 2 (via John Brosio)

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did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

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apple bears party al bears invited

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have you seen the new paper about Prototaxites

I HAVE…it already was weird enough when we thought it was a giant pillar of fungus but now it’s a giant pillar of mystery. Wish we knew more of what the hell these guys were..

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oh this is also an old one