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Goodwitch: Now, Miss Nikos, could you please come down here and help me demonstrate the correct way to disarm an opponent? And then we’ll start some sparring. Pyrrha, smiling: Of course, professor. *Grabbing her weapons and heading down to the training floor.* Oh! Before we begin professor, may I address the class? Goodwitch: Um… y-yes, you may?

Pyrrha, smiling sweetly: Thank you. *Clears her throat.* WHO WROTE “LOSER” ON JAUNE’S LOCKER?!

Entire class paling, going silent.*

Pyrrha: Speak up, we haven’t got all day!

Everyone looking at Cardin.*

Cardin: Why’re you all looking at me?! *Sweating.* I-I mean… yeah okay, I get why you’re looking at me, but it wasn’t me! This time anyway.

Pyrrha, tapping her foot: My patience is waning. Who did it?

Goodwitch, tugging her collar: Holy shit, this girl’s pissed.

Russel Thrush, shakily raising his hand: I-I did it.

Pyrrha: Is that so? *Smiling at Goodwitch.* I believe I have found my sparring partner for today, Professor.

Goodwitch, trying not to smirk: I see. Russel, please join Pyrrha.

Russel, close to crying: I don’t wanna. 

Pyrrha: Oh it’s okay Russel! Aura training comes after this class, so all your injuries can be healed up then! *Smiling.*

Nora, whispering to Jaune: Holy fuck, leader. She’d kill a bitch for you, you know that?

Jaune, dreamily sighing: I know, right? My hero. 

Yang: Kick his ass so hard he can taste your boot, P-Money!!

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Bitches secretly fall in love with their best friend and suffer in silence until it drives them crazy but they can’t tell you what’s bothering them because they’ve convinced themself you could never feel the same way about them sorry I’m bitches.

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Jaune: -drops a piece of bacon, picks it up and looks at it.

Pyrrha, playfully: Uh oh! Wasting bacon is a cardinal sin.

Jaune: -lifting the bacon to his mouth- I’m not going to waste it.

Pyrrha: No! What have we learned during quarantine????

Jaune: Outside bad, inside good!

Pyrrha: WE DON’T EAT THINGS OFF THE FLOOR!

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I demand to win Wife of the Year award for that. Just so you know.

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Living with your partner is not always what it’s cracked up to be.

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hi. yea. just so everyone knows I do have tags for rwby sims so you can block the tags “pyrrha plays” and “pyrrha plays sims” if you like. 

What I’m not gunna do is accept your fake nice comment about me tagging “off topic” posts to cater to specifically you. Contrary to some of the more entitled rwby fans, I am not a source of cultivated content just for you. I am a person and I am not going to tag every post you deem “off topic” purely because it isn’t a picture of pyrrha or an in character chat meme. 

I am also not a roleplay blog for those who don’t know, so you are 100% free to unfollow me if you are bothered by me talking “out of character” on my own NON-roleplay blog. Thank you next.

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I may start playing rwby sims again. And I may post it here. Maybe.

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Pyrrha: I’m so wifeable

Jaune: I can boil water really good.

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I got bored so I made a thing real quick in Photoshop. Oh Pyrrha, let’s go break Cardin’s legs! :)

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Pyrrha: time sensitive question how flirt boy?

Nora: throw rocks at he.

Ren: hot dogs

Jaune, not knowing this is about him and insanely jealous: kill him.

Pyrrha: thanks guys

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Pssst Pyrrha, Do you like fanfiction?

“I’m not sure, I never seen any. What is that?”

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Remember that time Jaune launched Pyrrha, a literal 6 foot armor-clad gladiator 30-some feet into the air with one arm?

iconic

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I added a link to my wall on my blog! You can write on it whenever you like and I’ll check it every time I get on and respond to a few when I see fit. But here’s a few things to please remember because I don’t want this to get out of hand. 

This wall is for messages to me (the mod) or pyrrha only. Any posts on it that don’t relate to that or aren’t directed to me will be deleted. 

Please keep this SFW!! The mod has sexual abuse induced PTSD please don’t post NSFW content. If this happens to an extreme I will make my wall invite only or delete it entirely. Don’t ruin it for everyone. 

Thank you!

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@anothertwilightsparkle said:

Naw. Can't be Limbo. Wherever Pyrrha is, that's Heaven.

THIS WAS A JOKE WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT SENTIMENTAL?? 

Pyrrha: Yes. This is Limbo. I’m the only other person here.

Pyrrha: I hope you like talking about the blond haired boy I had feelings for when I was alive. 

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Pyrrha: Yes. This is Limbo. I’m the only other person here.

Pyrrha: I hope you like talking about the blond haired boy I had feelings for when I was alive. 

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Weiss: Just a single “Hi?” on an otherwise blank wall.

Pyrrha: I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of my social life. 

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Pyrrha: Something tells me this might be a bad idea.

Pyrrha: Or a really good one.