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OMG

was not expecting rhys darby to turn up, manipulate reality to plan an elaborate wedding against everyone's free will, then get publicly put on the naughty step by a john de lancie cameo

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Pike Headcanons

submissive top that will dom or bottom if asked

Likes being little spoon

Big on aftercare

Bi with a generalised preference for women but has had many plesent experiences with men

Loves cuddles

Will make completementary pancakes or other brekkie foods

Honestly toooo many hair products

Probably sings in the shower

Likes seeing partner in his clothes (shirts, boxers, ect)

Most definitly packing atleast 6-7inch

Loves endiring nicknames

Big on prep as to not hurt partner

‘Kiss the chef’ apron

Kinks

will call you good girl/boy if you ask

Doesnt see himself as Daddy but wont complain if you call him that

Perfectly fine with being cuffed or tied up

Chocolate syrup or whipped cream

I wrote this list instead of sleeping… lol

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I find it so funny that having Pike wear a black undershirt with the green wrap shirt implies that, it is the proper way to wear the uniform and that Kirk is wearing it like that for slut whore reasons

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I truly believe that new Superman should have this dialogue with someone:

Super looks at Batman: if not friend, then why friend shaped?

Everyone else around: THIS THING IS NOT FRIEND SHAPED

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I have an idea for a dumb af fic for Corensupes and Battinson and idk if I'll ever bother to write it, but here's a scene that kicks it off...

Batman: So, how's the harem?

Superman: oh gosh! You saw that too? It's so ridiculous! As if I would... *blushing*

Batman: Lot of people asking to be a part of it...

Superman: Oh, is someone jealous?

Batman: I wouldn't be jealous of those non-existent women.

Superman: I meant jealous of me! What do you-

Batman: Haha kidding *cringes in autistic bisexual*

and then later on they reveal their secret identities to each other and kiss about it and stuff idk

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Deancas coldplay kisscam scenario where the internet goes insane because serial killer Dean Winchester just got spotted alive and cosied up to missing person James Novak

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SNW but Spock and Jim met years earlier and are secretly married. Only Pike knows that fact. So he finds it amusing that Spock cannot stand his brother-in-law Sam, and Sam has no idea what he did to make Spock not like him. Christine and La'an both are still crushing on Spock and Jim, and (like the rest of the crew, except for Pike) are shocked when they see Spock and Jim kiss when Jim comes to visit.

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 1

Jason: yeah me and B are on ok terms now,

Dick: oh you guys are getting along-?

Jason: well we’re doing ok, I’m not mad at him anymore.

Dick: thought you wanted him to kill the Joker?

Jason: i did, but then like last week i went to the manor and i saw him smash the coffee machine with a hammer because it didn’t fill his mug enough; and i just don’t think he’d be a good killer.

Dick: *light wheeze* because he broke the coffee machine?

Jason: well it was just- *cracked grin* he gets- he gets angry, you know? and he’s not good at self control? like that machine did nothing and he just destroyed it. and i was just thinking about how, like, he decided that adopting kids was an acceptable thing to do, and now he has like eleven of us,

Dick: *silent cackles*

Jason: like he can’t see a kid without thinking ‘wonder if i can draft this one’. i think if we managed to convince him killing was ok it wouldn’t go well. he’d just keep doing it.

Dick: *through laughter* because of no self control?

Jason: yeah, like once he crosses that line he’d probably step over it at any minor inconvenience. he gets addicted and he gets mad at a lot of things.

Dick: so B shouldn’t kill?

Jason: no.

Dick: but you can?

Jason: well i- *wheeze* i have practice honing the rage, i don’t kill for stupid reasons. *pause* apart from that one time.

Dick, audibly amused: what time?

Jason: i sneezed and accidentially pressed the trigger.

Dick: *loud cackles*

Jason: i felt bad, man, like his cat was there-

Dick: *falls off his chair*

Jason: how are you this apathetic.

Dick: is that where Damian’s new cat came from?

Jason: it’s not like i could just leave it there!

Dick: i thought i saw trauma in it’s eyes. it had that wartime stare.

Jason: the blood spattered right across its fur. i had to bathe it.

Dick: Damian thinks it has anxiety

Jason: anxiet- dude it has more than anxiety, it has fucking PTSD-

Dick: *wheezes harder*

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IMAX????

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🫠🫣🥵

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tommy’s big hand covering buck’s mouth as he fucks him with their friends and family mixing and mingling in the next room over

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A Cullen Bohannon appreciation post, because that man - Anson Mount - has been on my mind.

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Dick: i remember when i was a kid, and Bruce had just taken me in while trying to track down the guy who killed my parents.

Dick: he knew i needed the closure of bringing him to justice so he had to train me up pretty quick.

Jason: yeah you were allowed out almost immediately, but when he took me in i had to go through like, a massive training course until i was even allowed out on patrol. even longer until i was allowed to actively engage with criminals.

Dick: yeah he was wary with you; to be fair i got punched a LOT in those early days

Jason: a lot of damage to the head would make sense for you, honestly

Dick: oi-

Tim: i mean i did have training, but it was kinda moot because i was active as Robin throughout the whole thing anyway. i just showed up completely unprepared and wouldn’t leave B alone.

Jason: it is interesting how different all our experiences were with Bruce’s training.

Dick: *hums*

Tim: yeah

Damian:

Damian: i came pre-assembled.

the others:

Damian:

Damian: well i did-

Tim: like an ikea flat-pack.

Damian: like a what now

-later-

Bruce, eating lunch: what is this

Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his neck: behold, a SJÖRAPPORT

Bruce, so tired: …ok. sure.

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*at a gala* Clark: Your smile looks forced. Bruce: That's because it is.

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deancas learn how to selfie 

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Stargate SG-1 "Crystal Skull"

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Describing the Star Trek shows (disclaimer - I love Star Trek, don't come at me)

Enterprise - A group of idiots with no business being in space go into space while being babysat by a Vulcan who has Had. Enough.

Discovery- A group of idiots get high on shrooms then go time travelling

Short Treks- An Idiot Anthology

Strange New Worlds - A very handsome idiot takes a group of younger idiots on an interstellar roadtrip, while teaching them to cook. Singing is involved.

TOS - A vulcan and a doctor accompany a man known as a galactic fuckboy around the galaxy. Galactic fuckboy isn't really a fuckboy but more of a philosopher who's totally in love with the vulcan.

TAS - Galactic not-a-fuckboy and friends in 2D.

TNG - A group of educated idiots accompany a gentleman scholar around the galaxy. He's more of a fuckboy than the last captain but we keep forgetting this because his first officer is That Slut.

DS9 - A group of fucked-up idiots move to a space station with their space dad and add trauma and war crimes to their pre-existing traumas. And the universe hates on an Irish guy.

Voyager - A group of clueless idiots get lost while looking for angry idiots who got lost first. They then adopt a hitchhiker who seems intent on poisoning them.

Lower Decks - An idiot captain refuses to acknowledge that her ship is full of idiots, but she sure does treat them like they are

Prodigy - A group of kids want to boldly go and join Starfleet. Unfortunately they're borderline competent, jeopardising their chances.

Picard - An elderly idiot finds out retirement sucks and takes a group of unwitting victims along on merry adventures that will mentally and physically scar them all for life.