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started randomly buzzing and turning on when we hadn’t put in any commands.
what was ''the incident'' at your microwave
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She’s from Luxembourg, which i believe they learn French, German, a hybridization known as Luxembourgish, and sometimes English. She’s half Korean, so her father taught her Korean as well; and she knows Cantonese because her gf taught her. Finally she knows DGS (essentially German sign language) for lore reasons that are difficult to explain in just one quick paragraph.
is it weird that i have a character that can speak 6 languages (and also knows 7)
its only weird depending on the reason they speak so many languages
#basically really stupid version: she vampire. vampire voice noticeable. vampires hunted. use voice little as possible.#learned sign language so she wouldn’t have to speak as often. now knows 7 languages.#huh maybe that’s not as difficult as I thought
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when your name shows up twice in two different types of media that you love and you are SO EXCITED but then you remember you cannot talk about it online because you are Anonymous and Internet Safety is a thing…
#…i suppose i will continue to go by Megan Fox irl then#(if you get this joke i know who you are and i will find where you live and arrest your mother)#(your father deserved better man. burn her at the stake)
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tf is ts in my drafts???

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If I had access to my digital art supplies I feel like my Miraculous AUs would be so much better because then I could draw out my character concepts >:(
How am I supposed to explain why Zoé’s Luckybug suit is orange instead of red? Or show my vision for Kagami as Neko Noir? Adrien and Marinette’s designs are still just bouncing around in my head and nothing is certain except their names, Yellowjacket and Zodiac for the bee and dragon miraculous respectively. Luka with Fluff as Jackrabbit? Alex with Sass as Pythor? Nonexistent.
Or even just. My OC!!! I’ve drawn her Kwami, Cia, and I even have a reference as to kind of what her outfit looks like (Cipher from HSR), but I can’t draw her because. I can’t find my drawing pen!!
curse it all…
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous lb#miraculous au#‘why don’t u just draw on paper’ because my digital and physical styles are wildly different and i can get away with less?
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The most jarring thing possible is hearing your somewhat commonplace name used in fictional media. What? Where? Why are you calling for me? Why are you shipping me with a stalker? What’s going onnnn
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It has been a repeated thing in history that ‘a few bad people ruin it for everyone’ no matter who that applies to. People refuse to admit that ‘these people are bad people that happen to be x, but they are not bad because of x’ and instead think ‘everyone who is x is a bad person because of these few people’.
Humans are not molded bread. Just because we have one thing in common does not mean that the bad part will spread to everything like it.
i don’t know how to tell you that i don’t feel safe
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ok so just as a pun I need Sabrina from MLB to have this color palette if she ever uses the Bee miraculous

Beelieve it or not, this blue bee is the real deal! 🐝 Meet the blue carpenter bee (Xylocopa caerulea). This large bee can reach lengths of up to 1.1 in (2.8 cm); compare that to a European honey bee which typically grows up to 0.7 in (1.8 cm) long! Unlike honeybees, this critter doesn’t live in large hives, but instead spends most of its time alone. This insect can be found in parts of India, China, and Southeast Asia where it plays an important role in pollinating its habitat.
Photo: Cheongweei Gan, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
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you could say ‘involving civilians in warfare should be illegal’ and some tumblr mf will come up and say ‘um actually killing innocent people is a good thing’ and mean it completely unironically.
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idk I didn’t think your username was so personal but see, this post was Not About That, Actually and the fact that you don’t realize it means you’re kinda the exact kind of person this post is talking about completely unironically
Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.
Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.
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you should change your name to I’m not here intellectually
Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.
Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.
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I knew this one but I was TOO LATE TO VOTE IN THE POLL *sobs*
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T50 in general
@wannabelaika @the-all-consuming

Natural Eye Color Chart
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’a normal girl with a normal life’ my ass. GIRL YOU HAVE A HAREM
#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#kagaminette#adrienette#lukanette#alyanette#chloenette#zoenette#guess which one i ship :p
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no more ‘English is red, Math is blue - English is blue, Math is red’ discourse because you’re ALL wrong. English is YELLOW.
#It’s simple really. School notices are red#History is orange#English is yellow#Science is green#Math is blue#Electives are purple.#IT IS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE
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