The adventures of Gerardus the Valiant and his perfectly willing friends as they hunt monsters in their hometown for their popular tv show
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Wish I was living in a fantasy world rn, where I was free to grab a sword and some good leather boots and wander around the wild having Adventures and things
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Why are vampires considered so sexy? I could also be considered half-dead, but I am described as Unappealing
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I just stressed myself out with the thought that, If Mothman is out there in the woods, he could see in my window and witness me in my underwear at my desk with a family-size bag of Cheetos
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My Uncle Phil asked me if I’ve ever considered that Big Skincare only wants you to moisturize your skin so they can harvest it?
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Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the BOOT
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a scary horror comic by me
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We would have found evidence of a Bigfoot already if they existed
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It took almost fifty years to find the first mountain gorilla after the first lowland gorillas were found.
It took over 60 years to capture the first live giant pandas after scientists actually believed the giant pandas existed.
Since the modern era of “Bigfoot” research began in 1958, we really are just at the beginning of our searching for them.
Porcupines and rodents eat the bones of dead animals. And most dying animals hide themselves in caves, and other quiet places when they feel close to death, so we wouldn’t find their bones.
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