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DOCTOR 8
"@@[*.......]@@... @@[*.......]@@..? @@[*......*]@@. (Um... a little embarrassed about this, but yes. I creamed hard into your gun.)"
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DOCTOR 0
"*Breaking News: Talking lobotomite arrives in Think Tank. Its purpose? Unknown. Undefinable. Its presence here? Unpossible.*”
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DOCTOR BOROUS
"-You may know me as the Head Chief First Researcher of Labs Z-9 and Z-14. There, I fought valiantly to preserve rattlesnake DNA, and put it right where it belongs, in the husk of another feared predator.-“
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DOCTOR DALA
"Why, my little bear of teddyness, I am Doctor Dala, First Head Chief Researcher of mineralogy and medicinal sciences. I have 211 doctorates in both applied sciences and techniques to apply those sciences. I also possess a degree in Curiosity and Advanced Curiosity."
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DOCTOR KLEIN
"NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERECT HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS."
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DOCTOR MOBIUS
"A wise man once said, the eyes do more than see."
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THE FORBIDDEN ZONE
"2 plus 2 equals... {incoherent mumbling}... FOUR-BIDDEN, idiots of the Think Tank!!"
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VAULT 11
"Congratulations, citizens of Vault 11! You have made the decision not to sacrifice one of your own. You can walk with your head held high knowing that your commitment to human life is a shining example to us all."
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THE STATE OF UTOBITHA
"Acceptance into Utobitha open to mutants only. Former human servants of the Master conditionally accepted for purposes of centaur feeding duties."
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THE FOLLOWERS OF THE APOCALYPSE
"We hope to forge a brave new world, free of war and poverty, by sharing knowledge and resources. Our primary goal is the free exchange of ideas."
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MICK & RALPH'S
"Like I always say, a polite society is an armed society."
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'Farewells can be a time of sadness. Letting go... difficult. As a guest of the Sierra Madre, you know that truth more than anyone. Frederick Sinclair believed one's life could be made anew every day, that fortunes were more than the wealth in your hands. Love. Life… family, those to care for, and those who will care for you. To those who know these joys, the Sierra Madre holds little they don't already have. Out in the world, beyond these walls, that is your chance to begin again. I hope you'll return, in happier times. Until then, the Sierra Madre... and I... will hold you in our hearts.'
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HOOVER DAM
"Kimball, Caesar, House... you'd think their whole world was that wall, cutting the Colorado. If I'd never laid eyes on it, never spoke of it..."
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WOLFHORN RANCH
"What was once a profitable Bighorner ranch has recently been abandoned, and its owner—a man named Ulysses—is nowhere to be found."
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BOULDER CITY
"We're cut off from the rest of the platoon, and there are Legionnaires all over the place. There's no chance we can get out of here before they blow the town, so we're going to hold out against them as along as we can.
If anyone gets this, I'd like to make sure that Pvt. Jeffery Hui and Cpl. Marcus Christensen are commended for their valor and sacrifice. Both have upheld the ideals and honor of the New California Republic with distinction. Ranger Teresa Lutz, out."
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guess who literally immediately broke her fancy modded new vegas setup within a day
#me.#i was trying to fix a really annoying microstutter i was getting no matter what even if i turned off nvr#and in the process i must’ve just snapped something bc even reverting back to completely normal the game stopped wanting to load.#new vegas is ornery like that. it’s a temperamental beast#anyway i’m going back to just a tried and true wabbajack list i like i’m not messing with a custom list again for a while#not when i really just wanna sit down and play it for real
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