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i went to the SCP website
this shouldn’t be so funny to me
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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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Present day Kenway, after surviving the events of the campaign he was in (closed it off as a level 11 Champion/Swashbuckler)
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I was being stalked through my house by Slenderman and I finally got fed up enough that I took a metal chair and beat the shit outta him.
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